Boris Johnson #6 Bin fire of the vanities

[monga]

Might Wilf be having a bit of a tantrum??

Think he’s just hanging on for dear life

 

[BigMavis]

I know its been said a billion and one times but what do women see in this man.

 

[Miss Begotten]

I know its been said a billion and one times but what do women see in this man.

I would have thought that was blindingly obvious.
Absolutely irresistible.

 

[BigMavis]

I would have thought that was blindingly obvious.
Absolutely irresistible.
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No thanks. I prefer my men without mammaries, especially so when they're bigger than mine.

 

[Hope96]

I would have thought that was blindingly obvious.
Absolutely irresistible.
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Do you think he does this when he's on his own?

 

[Miss Begotten]

Do you think he does this when he's on his own?

Almost certainly. Although I bet he sees this.

The only explanation I can come up with is that he somehow lures these delusional women into the bedroom by leaving a trail of expensive wallpaper samples. Either that or Rohypnol.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Just saw this very moving tribute to the fat, useless, lazy, incompetent fatberg on Twitter.

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

I would have said, he must laugh them into bed, but he's not even funny. Power, that mighty aphrodisiac - wonder how long Carrie will stay now he has none?

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Carrie‘s previous boyfriend was an ugly sod as well, so I don’t think she’s all that picky.

 

[knickerbocker glory]

Wilf looks enormous! How tall is Boris?

 

[monga]

Wilf looks enormous! How tall is Boris?

5ft 9

 

[knickerbocker glory]

5ft 9

How tall is James Goldsmith...

 

[Miss Begotten]

5ft 9

Are you sure? Isn’t that his waist measurement?

 

[monga]

Are you sure? Isn’t that his waist measurement?

His IOU’s

How tall is James Goldsmith...

Isn’t he dead?
If it’s Zac you meant he’s 6ft 3

 

[knickerbocker glory]

His IOU’s


Isn’t he dead?
If it’s Zac you meant he’s 6ft 3

Oh yeah, lol!

Unfortunately both Boris's *Johnston and Becker) seem to have very strong genes! Wilf has Boris's "solid" body frame and crazy hair.

Oh yeah, lol!

Unfortunately both Boris's *Johnston and Becker) seem to have very strong genes! Wilf has Boris's "solid" body frame and crazy hair.

Sorry to quote myself, Wilf's only 2! Bloody hell!!

 

[MadameOvary]

Carrie‘s previous boyfriend was an ugly sod as well, so I don’t think she’s all that picky.

I've said it before, but Carrie surely has the strongest stomach in Britain. Harry Cole AND Boris Johnson

Maybe the kiddie backpack is all he can be trusted with?

 

[monga]

https://news.sky.com/story/nadhim-z...second-foreign-holiday-of-the-summer-12675126Nadhim Zahawi denies the government has 'gone missing' as Boris Johnson pictured enjoying second foreign holiday of the summer

 

[LoopyLou47]

https://news.sky.com/story/nadhim-z...second-foreign-holiday-of-the-summer-12675126Nadhim Zahawi denies the government has 'gone missing' as Boris Johnson pictured enjoying second foreign holiday of the summerView attachment 1506317

I think, even though the Tory membership have apparently punished Sunak for stabbing Boris in the back Not because he is too brown the electorate will remember who stood by him while he swanned off on holiday in the middle of a crisis.

 

[monga]

I think, even though the Tory membership have apparently punished Sunak for stabbing Boris in the back Not because he is too brown the electorate will remember who stood by him while he swanned off on holiday in the middle of a crisis.

We’ve been stuck with them today

 

[monga]

I think they forgot the “Is “in the title

Kenneth Branagh plays Boris Johnson in new Sky Original This England

Academy Award and BAFTA-winner Kenneth Branagh stars in the new Sky Original This England chronicling the rise and fall of Boris Johnson.

news.sky.com