Oh dear god... Richi Rishi has to be the least worst, doesnt he? Truss FFS - mind you I've said that about them all, only one I had the smitchiest smitchy bit of time for was Tom (I was in the army donchaknow). Fucked doesnt even begin to sum it up
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I detest the pair of them, but I’d love it to be Truss. Sunak is a smarmy wanker but I think he might be marginally less useless than her. She is going to be a clusterfuck ( Trussterfuck) of epic proportions. We might as well have a bit of a laugh at the implosion of the Tory party before Truss accidentally sets off WW3 when she’s Googling for pork markets.
Earlier, I was trying to get my head around the mind bendingly ridiculous concept of how she thinks she's going to attract northern votes through her budget Thatcher cosplay. It took the Tories 30+ years to get the north to forget the 80s, and yet here's Liz with her empty brained smile...
Selective memory
https://news.sky.com/story/boris-jo...-with-ex-kgb-agent-alexander-lebedev-12659456Boris Johnson fails to provide further details of meeting with ex-KGB agent Alexander Lebedev
https://news.sky.com/story/boris-jo...-with-ex-kgb-agent-alexander-lebedev-12659456Boris Johnson fails to provide further details of meeting with ex-KGB agent Alexander Lebedev
As far as I’m aware = I know I’m lying, you know I’m lying, you know I know I’m lying, but hey ho, I’m a bit of a lad arent I? Look at my funny hair.
Apparently 'as far as he is aware' he diid not discuss UK foreign policy at the Lebedev piss up party. Which means he did then, and probably at length.
Indeed.
Judging by the disgusting state of him the morning after - dishevelled, appearing to have slept in his clothes and staggering about on the tarmac looking like he was going to vomit, it’s highly unlikely he’d remember what he or anyone else said. And if he did remember he’d lie.
To paraphrase someone, it’s not hard to imagine what a KGB agent first found attractive about the British Foreign Secretary.
But he's got all the Big Decisions right and the Ukrainians love him.Ad has anyone mentioned the vaccine rollout yet?
Look at it this way - he might be corrupt, useless and has turned this country into an international laughing stock, but the guy knows how to throw a party. And cadge a shitload of fugly wallpaper.
I mean just look at the legacy he left when he was mayor - a couple of non-functioning water cannon and a very expensive invisible bridge. I’d call that progress.
Why the duck is he still there?? I mean, I know he's doing duck all apart from feathering his own nest, but honestly any CEO would have been escorted off the premises within the hour
This is the Tory Party...They give their departing heroes a standing ovation and the chance to create a whole load of new.. ahem... peers of the realm
Apparently he's still 'working' from Greece... working on moneyspinning no doubt.
Might Wilf be having a bit of a tantrum??