Boris Johnson #6 Bin fire of the vanities

[neroli]

https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-nominates-father-for-a-knighthood-report-12827101Boris Johnson nominates his father Stanley for a knighthood, report says

Services rendered entail providing half of the gene pool which created Our Greatest Ever PM...

 

[Ennui]

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Why the fuck would anyone release this as an image of someone who some loonies want to have as their next leader??

Jeez well the flags impressed me. Fair enough Bozo. Ten more years it is then.

 

[neroli]

Indeed.
Judging by the disgusting state of him the morning after - dishevelled, appearing to have slept in his clothes and staggering about on the tarmac looking like he was going to vomit, it’s highly unlikely he’d remember what he or anyone else said. And if he did remember he’d lie.
To paraphrase someone, it’s not hard to imagine what a KGB agent first found attractive about the British Foreign Secretary.

But he's got all the Big Decisions right and the Ukrainians love him.Ad has anyone mentioned the vaccine rollout yet?

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

they've had to move her inaugural speech indoors due to heavy rain. doesnt seem like a good omen to me

 

[Spid]

yuk! I wonder if he'll end up being the replacement for Dan Wooton!

Doubt he can be bothered to work 5 nights a week. And not sure GB could afford him for that either

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

Oh well, only an hour til we learn our fate... poor Queen having to put up with Johnson and Truss/Sunak tomorrow. I think it will be Truss, can't decide whether it's a good thing because she'll fuck it up spectacularly and maybe we'll have a chance to get rid of the bastards sooner than expected. But the prospect of the damage she can/will do is terrifying.

 

[Blonde_moment]

Carrie kept that well hidden! Looks like you could see it at the Coronation, but I missed her arriving so didn’t see. No idea what she sees in Boris

 

[neroli]

Let's just hope that another deadly variant of Covid doesn't pop up in the near future. No Government will be able to order another lockdown.

 

[PeteM]

He wasn't lying there. Putin's handbook is the one that the Tories have been reading from for some years now.

 

[monga]

Wilf looks enormous! How tall is Boris?

5ft 9

 

[coolcat2022]

I have it on good authority that Damian Aspinall and wife Victoria have split. Carrie J works at the Aspinall Foundation (well, not sure she actually works, but you know what I mean). Opportunity for Carrie perhaps??? after all her husband is on a downward trajectory... Damian is a serial shagger, but loaded, despite the Foundation's current financial precariousness.

Is this the same Damien Aspinall who was linked to Donna air?

 

[Reverend]

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Knowing Johnson, the password is probably 'Tits' or some variant....

 

[Mrs Fluff]

I hope her first meeting is with the Tea Sock

If she couldn't pronounce as Foreign Secretary she won't pronounce it now

 

[Miss Begotten]

https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-nominates-father-for-a-knighthood-report-12827101Boris Johnson nominates his father Stanley for a knighthood, report says

Johnson has already shoved his brother into the House of Lords. Completely by coincidence it was just after Jo Johnson had resigned from the Commons in protest at the government’s Brexit plans.

 

[Tatooine_legend1]

How the hell does he make 270k+ to write
a column in the newspaper? Is that what the average columnist gets paid or just Boris' earnings?

 

[neroli]

No prizes for guessing who will get an honour in BJ's Resignation Honours Lists...I believe there are 2 lists?

Arise Dame Nadine...

 

[BigMavis]

Hear ye Hear ye
Johnson is also a cunt for voting Noe!
Conclusion: there is no good in this excuse for a man.

 

[LoopyLou47]

The kettle thing is a classic example of the rich not understanding how expensive it is to be poor. Yes, buy a better kettle that costs £`10 more, it'll last longer and be cheaper to run. But if you haven't got that spare £10, because you have to feed/clothe your kids then that's it.

I think George Orwell possibly put this better than me.

Exactly. Its ridiculous. I have all but switched off my oven and am batch cooking everything in my Ninja foodi. But it cost £250. Luckily, I already had one. A new kettle would probably cost £40. I've bought the kids thermals for school at £10 a pack. We can afford to prepare, but if you havent got any other way of keeping warm and cooking, what are you going to do?

 

[monga]

Wreck-It Ralph on Tour …State of it

 

[margaretta]

There's got to be a reason he's stepping down, any thoughts on what news is going to break

standing for London Mayor again?