Boris Johnson #6 Bin fire of the vanities

[Ennui]

Actually I think you’re being wildly optimistic. You do understand that the Prime Minister at a time of an unprecedented energy crisis, inflation going through the roof and the clusterfuck of Brexit is Miss Pork Markets?

I hope her first meeting is with the Tea Sock

 

[neroli]

I'm surprised he's playing the Stupid card. So busy running the country and seeing us through covid but he's so stupid that he has to be told what he can or cannot do even though he signed off those rules with an x marks the spot.

It's The Boris Johnson Show..........again.

 

[neroli]

Must have been awarded for services to comedy, right on Nadine?

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

Yes, Damian's father was John, great mate of Lord Lucan and founder of casinos. Damian has been married at least 3 times, so I guess he's up there with BoJo in that respect.

 

[DreamTeam84]

Are you guys watching This England with Kenneth Branagh as Boris? It’s really good, and I suspect pretty true to the behind the scenes reallty. Carrie and Boris’ relationship seems like love but he’s very weak with his kids who never take his calls lol

 

[Chocolategoggler]

Yes but Boris is making out Vlad has been completely cut off while Britain stands strong the EU will bend to him , keep the stiff upper lip Since when has Boris cared about people ? he partied his way through the pandemic while the rest of us were locked down he’s had numerous Russian backers over the years, are we now to believe he’s got a soft spot for the Ukrainians ….Only goes to Prove Martin Lewis is taking flack for pointing out another government incompetency

Usually countries only help out certain other countries cos of the future spoils they can get out of that country. Or they cause the problem in the first place to destabilise a country with sumptuous resources, so they can then plunder it under the guise of "helping out" that country.

 

[da1sycha1n]

he looks like a bloody Womble!

 

[neroli]

I thought This England was really good - would be wrong to say I 'liked' it but it really did bring back those mad times very effectively, and the juxtaposition of the death stats - reality vs quoted - was chilling.

I know...But of course Boris "sorted" Covid, didn't he...

All those hypocrite MPs wanting Boris out and now salivating at the prospect of a Return of the Messiah..Well..he's only a bit "flawed"

 

[neroli]

they've had to move her inaugural speech indoors due to heavy rain. doesnt seem like a good omen to me

You were spot on! What are your predictions now?

 

[da1sycha1n]

Neroli you old cynic. How dare you suggest this upstanding man / saviour of all England / our real PM, cheated out of his job by backstabbers etc etc would do such an underhand thing?
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Money and power.

fairly raking in the child benefit payments!

 

[neroli]

If he were that ill then I really don't understand why his personal experience wouldn't have made him terrified of getting a second dose?

The cynic in me sees him pull the ICU experience out of the hat when he is truly cornered and unprotected by his toadies.

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

Is this the same Damien Aspinall who was linked to Donna air?

That's the one! Donna and Damian have a child together. Don't think he and Victoria did, but she's the 'interior designer' for various bits of the parks (Port Lymne and Howletts), and has been paid a shed load from the 'charity' despite the fact she has no qualifications in that field

 

[neroli]

Coffey made a hash of her own health a long time ago.

She's hardly a great advert for Health. Maybe time to put a cap on all those lattes?

 

[Miss Begotten]

I see the current Mrs Johnson is pregnant again. She's definitely got the strongest stomach in all England.

Fucking hell. Do we know whose it is yet?

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

What the fuq is he even saying. Is it me?

He's just doing his normal flim flam... have we had any Latin yet?

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

God, only another two weeks of this completely useless govt - and then we get another one.

 

[Miss Begotten]

What the fuq is he even saying. Is it me?

I’m a moron. I didn’t understand the rules. I think.

 

[MadameOvary]

Apparently 'as far as he is aware' he diid not discuss UK foreign policy at the Lebedev piss up party. Which means he did then, and probably at length.

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

Biggest ever list of post-PM knighthoods including one for 'dear' Stanley - lecherous oaf that he is. Apples/trees comes to mind.

 

[neroli]

She is certainly a prolific writer of fiction,isn't she? Churns 'em out in a few days for garden centres and Readers Digest subscribers...

I doubt whether The Jackal would be interested in someone like Boris who is digging his own grave