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lalalanded

They were slating them last week for taking the knee - now it's all 'candid' photos and 'it's coming home'.

Also, they've now left it to the utterly hopeless Shapps to come up with new ways to kill us off - relaxing HGV driver rules so they can presumably work all the hours God sends and no more quarantine from abroad. Best of luck to everyone.

Gym&Tonic said:
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The state of it!!! So much for that health kick he was on post-Covid hey? Those blackout drunk rumours seem to be more than just rumours.
 
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BlodynMefys95

Tiktok is amazing, sometimes.

Priti Patel is on point (idk how to add the video so the link should be good.)

 
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Jkay

Would be amazing if the players turned down the inevitable reception that Johnson will invite them to at 10 Downing St.
 
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Eirawen

Jkay said:
Would be amazing if the players turned down the inevitable reception that Johnson will invite them to at 10 Downing St.
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Do t thin that would happen, they would stand there grovelling and twitching in front of him.
 
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Gym&Tonic

Jkay said:
Would be amazing if the players turned down the inevitable reception that Johnson will invite them to at 10 Downing St.
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They probably all think he’s a complete twat like the rest of us.
 
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Miss Begotten

I wonder what the bloviating fatberg thinks about the announcement that the England team are going to donate a huge chunk of their prize money from the Euros to the NHS?
( And before anyone points it out, yes, I know they are all millionaires and can afford it, but that’s not really the point is it? )
 
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lalalanded

It's not the point at all, the NHS is not a charity. I hope that gesture brings shame on this government but you have to be human to feel shame.
 
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Ennui

He'll make some bumptious speech about what a marvellous gesture it is, then carry on feathering his own nest as usual.
 
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Reverend

A Guide to Johnson speak.
Northern Power house = shit hole places we tories have neglected and screwed over for years.
Moving forward = Let's not talk about all my fuck ups.
Stay at home = unless you're a government advisor or my Health minister.
Control the virus = ignore the science.
Protect the NHS= privatise the NHS.
Clap for heroes = no decent payrise for people that have dug me out of a massive hole.
Levelling up= building a huge flat platform at the top of the pyramid to get even more of my tory mates up there.
Cautiously and Irreversibly.= whilst cautiously looking out for danger I will be heading towards it anyway regardless.

Brilliant oxymoron.. real translation ... blundering towards catastophe
 
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lalalanded

I don't know how he has the bloody balls to condemn the racist abuse some of the England players are getting.
 
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Reverend

Best bit of the night was hearing that Farage got bottles of piss thrown at him when he arrived at Wembley stadium.
 
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lalalanded

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If he thought he could avoid saying it then he would.
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Him and Patel and his backbench lunatics are responsible for a lot of this so they should bloody well own it. I see the lamentable Elphicke woman slating Marcus Rashford in a WhatsApp group when her husband had to step down because he is an ACTUAL SEX OFFENDER pretty much sums up England 2021.
 
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Miss Begotten

lalalanded said:
I don't know how he has the bloody balls to condemn the racist abuse some of the England players are getting.
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He has no fucking shame at all. This country has always had its share of racists, but Johnson and his disgusting party has positively encouraged and emboldened the racism.
- Muslim women in the burka look like bank robbers and letterboxes
- “to any non-Muslim reader of the Quran, Islamophobia - fear of Islam - seems a natural reaction".
- he rewarded Zac Goldsmith’s racist abuse of Sadiq Khan by giving him a peerage
- he called black people “picanninies” with “watermelon smiles”
- he stated that Malaysian women only go to university to find themselves a husband
- he called gay men “ tank topped bum boys “
The guy is an utter piece of shit. Of course the absolute arseholes abusing Rashford, Sancho and Saka are responsible for what they are doing, but it’s hardly surprising they think they can when their Prime Minister is as much of a knuckle dragging degenerate as they are.
 
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Reverend

Still, illegitimating all, but one of your children, so your latest bit of skirt can have a cathedral wedding is still quite high of the cuntishness barometer.
 
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lalalanded

Reverend said:
Still, illegitimating all, but one of your children, so your latest bit of skirt can have a cathedral wedding is still quite high of the cuntishness barometer.
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That's his own shitty private life tbh. What I care about is the people in this country who he has emboldened to be the absolute worst they can be.
 
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Reverend

lalalanded said:
That's his own shitty private life tbh. What I care about is the people in this country who he has emboldened to be the absolute worst they can be.
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True, but I should say that is how existence has been that the rules don;t apply to him, in both political and private life. He is the british trump, and people have been emboldened by what he does, and how he acts both personal and politically.
 
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Miss Begotten

Reverend said:
Still, illegitimating all, but one of your children, so your latest bit of skirt can have a cathedral wedding is still quite high of the cuntishness barometer.
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Yup.
Not to mention shagging the current Mrs while his then wife was undergoing treatment for cancer, the violinist, Jennifer Arcuri.
There is certainly an argument that his private life shouldn’t necessarily have any bearing on his ability to do his job, but in Johnson’s case there is a serious overlap between his public and private lives. Having a bit on the side is one thing, but giving the bit on the side public money is something else.
He thinks he can get away with it because he has, and he is. He’s been an incompetent, lying, useless bastard his whole working life - and has been rewarded by becoming Prime Minister. No wonder he continues to act like an utter shit.
 
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