Boddler advice just, don’t.

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Anyone got remotely well behaved children who listen to them?
No

Not at this age. Baby ALWAYS makes a run for it if the front room door is open. He’s always trying to get his brothers toys. I feel like all I say is NO!
 
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@Crazycatlady18 can you put something heavy in front of it until you get the bottom secured?

it’s the quickest thing to get her back to sleep (I am a terrible mother)
If feeding them back to sleep at this age makes you a bad mother, sorry, but I am getting a medal for being the absolute worst 🤣🙈 whatever works is my motto. She won’t be having a bottle in the night when she’s 40 so no worries.
Or if she is, at least she’ll be making it herself 🤣
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Anyone got remotely well behaved children who listen to them?
Yes I had three! And thought I was a great parent.
Then no4 came along

 
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If feeding them back to sleep at this age makes you a bad mother, sorry, but I am getting a medal for being the absolute worst 🤣🙈 whatever works is my motto. She won’t be having a bottle in the night when she’s 40 so no worries.
Or if she is, at least she’ll be making it herself 🤣
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Yes I had three! And thought I was a great parent.
Then no4 came along

It’s on the landing so not really😬 Hopefully Amazon send the sticky pads this weekend 🙈
 
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@Crazycatlady18 can you put something heavy in front of it until you get the bottom secured?



If feeding them back to sleep at this age makes you a bad mother, sorry, but I am getting a medal for being the absolute worst 🤣🙈 whatever works is my motto. She won’t be having a bottle in the night when she’s 40 so no worries.
Or if she is, at least she’ll be making it herself 🤣
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Yes I had three! And thought I was a great parent.
Then no4 came along

Currently singing the Tazmania theme tune.

@jackolantern do join in
 
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@Crazycatlady18 can you put something heavy in front of it until you get the bottom secured?



If feeding them back to sleep at this age makes you a bad mother, sorry, but I am getting a medal for being the absolute worst 🤣🙈 whatever works is my motto. She won’t be having a bottle in the night when she’s 40 so no worries.
Or if she is, at least she’ll be making it herself 🤣
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Yes I had three! And thought I was a great parent.
Then no4 came along

Ohh phewwww so glad it’s not just me! Everyone I speak to seams to have totally weened off now and I’m like ermmm ohhh
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No

Not at this age. Baby ALWAYS makes a run for it if the front room door is open. He’s always trying to get his brothers toys. I feel like all I say is NO!
So one day do they just suddenly understand? I spend the entire bath time saying ‘sit down in the bath please’ immediately stands up again ‘sit down in the bath please darling’

At what point is ‘sit the duck down or your getting out’ acceptable
 
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Ohh phewwww so glad it’s not just me! Everyone I speak to seams to have totally weened off now and I’m like ermmm ohhh
TMe will be 2 in April and is still fed back to sleep. Does the job, everyone wins in my book! I did The same with all mine and my older kids are all more or less normal, so do not worry!
 
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Ohh phewwww so glad it’s not just me! Everyone I speak to seams to have totally weened off now and I’m like ermmm ohhh
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So one day do they just suddenly understand? I spend the entire bath time saying ‘sit down in the bath please’ immediately stands up again ‘sit down in the bath please darling’

At what point is ‘sit the duck down or your getting out’ acceptable
They understand at some point.. Yes... But whether they listen or not is another story 😂

The sit the duck down is an every bath occurance tbh 😂 I do follow through with the getting out though 😂 because I'm stubborn
 
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Mr TY has Fridays off work.

Apparently, if I would like a lie in tomorrow (yknow since I'm the one who does all 3000 wake ups with the Kray Twins) hell charge me a tenner.

I mean he's probably joking, but I've just sent him a bank request for Childcare. £90 a day sunshine.

Any one free to help me bury a body?
I regularly charge my husband for childcare🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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At what point is ‘sit the duck down or your getting out’ acceptable
Oh. Is it not acceptable? 😂

Also, it really does happen. Definitely when they a bit older. My 3 yo understands, but he’s going through this wonderful phase of doing this really horrible cry when he’s told no 🫠
 
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Mr TY has Fridays off work.

Apparently, if I would like a lie in tomorrow (yknow since I'm the one who does all 3000 wake ups with the Kray Twins) hell charge me a tenner.

I mean he's probably joking, but I've just sent him a bank request for Childcare. £90 a day sunshine.

Any one free to help me bury a body?
I’ll do you a KW swap
 
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Never heard such nonsense in my life. Who walks around doing hyena impressions? Honestly you lot I don’t know where you get these ideas about me 😇
 
Ohh phewwww so glad it’s not just me! Everyone I speak to seams to have totally weened off now and I’m like ermmm ohhh
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So one day do they just suddenly understand? I spend the entire bath time saying ‘sit down in the bath please’ immediately stands up again ‘sit down in the bath please darling’

At what point is ‘sit the duck down or your getting out’ acceptable
Another terrible mother here 🤚🏻 I’m tired so if coming in the bed doesn’t settle her (which is her fav) then we give her milk (her second fav) because life if short, shut up and have the milk 🤣
 
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Also, hi! Long time no see! All is pretty well here. Kitten had chickenpox, but fortunately didn't have too many issues, got through it like a champ.
Hope you're all well!
 
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