Blossomingbirds #3 Constant ads and a lazy louse; Insta just threw up all over her house

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There is a website called social blade that can explain it a lot better. The more her 🐑 swipe up or click on a poll or slide the slidey button or even just watch her stories it records as engagement. This can be equated in engagement figures that Single,White Anna can negotiate with businesses for #Ad/Spon #Paidpartnerships or the begging emails they send out to companies unsolicited.

Each of them give a rate card when they pitch to companies or flogger agencies. The higher their figures are the more money they can ask for.

Thats why most of them like the ones Anna idolises like RVK_loves want you to ask questions on their posts as sending them DM’s doesn’t not equate as engagement

afraid in case she misses the boat and another hun has any of the same decorations and profits on the swipe ups before her
Hence the gold sparkly H&M dress on a random Sunday night in November as she wanted to be “1st” of them all to wear on what was essentially a Christmas dress. A Christmas dress no one will be wearing during a global pandemic 🙄
 
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Christmas day she will go all out and be dolled up with extra extra, extra sparkle because you know, what a year it's been already!!
I on the other hand will be in my Christmas pjs the entire Christmas Day and being thankful because what a year it's been already...
 
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There is a website called social blade that can explain it a lot better. The more her 🐑 swipe up or click on a poll or slide the slidey button or even just watch her stories it records as engagement. This can be equated in engagement figures that Single,White Anna can negotiate with businesses for #Ad/Spon #Paidpartnerships or the begging emails they send out to companies unsolicited.

Each of them give a rate card when they pitch to companies or flogger agencies. The higher their figures are the more money they can ask for.

Thats why most of them like the ones Anna idolises like RVK_loves want you to ask questions on their posts as sending them DM’s doesn’t not equate as engagement


Hence the gold sparkly H&M dress on a random Sunday night in November as she wanted to be “1st” of them all to wear on what was essentially a Christmas dress. A Christmas dress no one will be wearing during a global pandemic 🙄
Thanks for this info, good to know not to click on polls then!
 
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When Single, White Anna has a mug of coffee is in her hand you know there is an #Ad approaching

from the ‘90’s school of advertising that holding a mug makes the salesperson more relatable


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Her house must be cold as she wears coat inside with a mug of coffee lol
 
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Dolled up to the 99s to do the school run
She wants people to think she’s famous or she wants people to think she has a job and is very important! Who in their right mind would spend time doing this for a school run?! Is she trying to impress someone???
 
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She wants people to think she’s famous or she wants people to think she has a job and is very important! Who in their right mind would spend time doing this for a school run?! Is she trying to impress someone???
Her life is spent trying to impress herself !
 
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Going past Anna’s house earlier for work, and my colleague commented that people like Anna are going to be flat out on insta for the next 6 weeks because they will be so glad of the Christmas season to actually have some content for the first time in months. We’re going to be doubly tortured this year with ads for gifts, decorations, party food and party clothes, even though no one is going anywhere
 
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Agree on the Christmas overload, it's started already. Come January they are all going to really struggle for content, more than usual. Prepare for more tone deaf posts while the rest of us worry about families, key workers and the health service.
 
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Agree on the Christmas overload, it's started already. Come January they are all going to really struggle for content, more than usual. Prepare for more tone deaf posts while the rest of us worry about families, key workers and the health service.
Surely by Christmas they'll have already completed Valentines and Easter and be flogging the swimwear for Summer 2021 - none of them can live in the moment and just enjoy and appreciate the time for what it is.
 
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