Episode one: Greg sits at a desk with a biro and a notebook…he sits…he sits…he starts to write… then he stops ‘Oi billie, I fort there woz only free bears not four, so why am I wri’in’ abaht four bears. An’ wot rhymes wiv bears?’.New show idea: The Greg Shepherd Diaries - Essex native Greg moves to a writer's retreat in the verdant depths of Epping Forest to pen the history of his impressive forebears.