Last thread recap
Add to the OP if you want, I had a spare hour so went through a few pages of the last thread to create the recap:
- After telling her followers she doesn't want to dress like a mum, she is now dressing exactly like a mum.
- Spammed the feed and her stories with pictures of her boobs because she's "exclusively breast feeding."
- Did you know she's exclusively breast feeding?
- Put her house up for rent on AirBnB whilst on holiday because they obviously need the extra bit of cash
- Exclusively breast feeding beth continued to exclusively breast feed all the way up to Scotland after dragging her baby on what should be an 11hour journey, but they also visited other towns and cities in the North.
- After warning her followers that she didn't want to hear about the negative connotations that come with parenthood, posed the question of why did nobody warn her about how hard it can be?
- Still dragging that little Ziggy was an NICU baby despite having a very short stay of only a few days. Got a photo book printed in memory of his NICU stay.
- Slated a small business for being expensive despite the fact she chose to eat there and we have been in a pandemic where small businesses have suffered the most over the last 18 months.
- Posted later on that it wasn't even the right cafe, she got it mixed up.
- Posted an AD which showed her disgusting filthy grout because she doesn't have the time to properly clean her filthy home or trim her childs nails because posting stories comes first
- Claims she's trying to dress Ziggy in a gender neutral way and has therefore removed colour from his life.
- Spoke about plans to go abroad with Ziggy when he's 5 months old for 2 weeks back in March. "Somewhere I can lie by the pool vibe."
- Complained about tit maternity pay and being the bread winner despite making a choice to be an Instagram "Influener" as her job and not getting a real job or properly saving up for parenthood. Also confirming that her Instagram hobby earns more than her PT and her former teacher husband.
- Throwing in she's married to her former sixth form / high-school teacher for good measure.
- Said back in March that she'd noticed more "crappy messages" probably due to her tone-deafness and habit of not following COVID guidelines.
- Barely mentions her book club anymore, has left it all to her mate to run.
- Wrote a lengthy birth plan, causing some Tattlers to speculate she chose private hospitalisation for her birth.
- Spent her entire pregnancy becoming what she said she wouldn't and her content became 99% pregnancy related
- Bought a really ugly Smeg fridge despite having a perfectly fine one.
- Socialblade stats showed she potentially buys followers
- Showed herself in a nappy because #relatable even though nobody asked for it.
- Ziggy has appeared in so many ads since his birth (when was it, Late march/early April?) that he may as well be put on a pay roll.
- Took him to the hairdressers despite him supposedly being so poorly.
- Also married her teacher. Just in case you missed it the first few times I said it.
Add to the OP if you want, I had a spare hour so went through a few pages of the last thread to create the recap:
- After telling her followers she doesn't want to dress like a mum, she is now dressing exactly like a mum.
- Spammed the feed and her stories with pictures of her boobs because she's "exclusively breast feeding."
- Did you know she's exclusively breast feeding?
- Put her house up for rent on AirBnB whilst on holiday because they obviously need the extra bit of cash
- Exclusively breast feeding beth continued to exclusively breast feed all the way up to Scotland after dragging her baby on what should be an 11hour journey, but they also visited other towns and cities in the North.
- After warning her followers that she didn't want to hear about the negative connotations that come with parenthood, posed the question of why did nobody warn her about how hard it can be?
- Still dragging that little Ziggy was an NICU baby despite having a very short stay of only a few days. Got a photo book printed in memory of his NICU stay.
- Slated a small business for being expensive despite the fact she chose to eat there and we have been in a pandemic where small businesses have suffered the most over the last 18 months.
- Posted later on that it wasn't even the right cafe, she got it mixed up.
- Posted an AD which showed her disgusting filthy grout because she doesn't have the time to properly clean her filthy home or trim her childs nails because posting stories comes first
- Claims she's trying to dress Ziggy in a gender neutral way and has therefore removed colour from his life.
- Spoke about plans to go abroad with Ziggy when he's 5 months old for 2 weeks back in March. "Somewhere I can lie by the pool vibe."
- Complained about tit maternity pay and being the bread winner despite making a choice to be an Instagram "Influener" as her job and not getting a real job or properly saving up for parenthood. Also confirming that her Instagram hobby earns more than her PT and her former teacher husband.
- Throwing in she's married to her former sixth form / high-school teacher for good measure.
- Said back in March that she'd noticed more "crappy messages" probably due to her tone-deafness and habit of not following COVID guidelines.
- Barely mentions her book club anymore, has left it all to her mate to run.
- Wrote a lengthy birth plan, causing some Tattlers to speculate she chose private hospitalisation for her birth.
- Spent her entire pregnancy becoming what she said she wouldn't and her content became 99% pregnancy related
- Bought a really ugly Smeg fridge despite having a perfectly fine one.
- Socialblade stats showed she potentially buys followers
- Showed herself in a nappy because #relatable even though nobody asked for it.
- Ziggy has appeared in so many ads since his birth (when was it, Late march/early April?) that he may as well be put on a pay roll.
- Took him to the hairdressers despite him supposedly being so poorly.
- Also married her teacher. Just in case you missed it the first few times I said it.
if she’s funnier on the internet I dread to think what she’s like in real life