I think it's important to remember that Katie is just a giant blob of skin, tissue, and organs who simply exists from meal to meal and offers nothing in the way of "creativity" except those stupid Hallmark knock-off YASSS GIRL memes that she posts to her Instagram story with those kielbasa thumbs in the hopes of making former friends jealous that she gets to sit on her haunches all day and watch old "One Tree Hill" episodes while her geriatric Splenda Daddy goes and holds cue cards while trying to rub one out to Dani in the soundstage bathroom during his 15-minute union breaks.