Best Life & Beyond #96 More Disappointments. No Money. No Reality.

[mad TEA party]

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G.T.F.O.H...KT & Dense, is this you being CIVIL & RESPECTFUL?

DUMBASSES!

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

 

[TheHooptie]

When you’re staying at the motel 6 but you walk the grounds of hotel Coronado:

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

 

[cardfrek]

Really quick recap: KT and Spencer were, are, and continue to be trash.

 

[invincible_1200s]

 

[westville]

Just watched their apology video.

One, they admit all that has happened to them took a toll. So much for their ‘we don’t care, we do what we want’ BS persona.

Two, is KT even wearing pants in the video?

Three, Spencer mentions he got a job. Wording insinuated he wants work but doesn’t get it and so has to take this opportunity.

Four, Spencer talks about how he keeps taking a pummeling and keeps getting back up. KT talking about ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.’ How in the hell is that their ‘best life’?

Looks like there’s a LOT more beyond, and a lot less ‘best life’ than they want to always pretend.

 

[KingLlama]

When watching this, or any other, Best Life & Beyond video, it's important to keep in mind that Katie is very, very stupid.

 

[Tom Wambsgans]

Hey guys! I feel really bad about this...

• "It's been 6 days since our last video and we should have told you we were going to go dark for a few days like we usually do"
  • For those keeping score, they've literally never announced they were going dark. This is the exact same routine they've pulled a dozen times. Go dark, create mystery, release click-bait explanation video where they inform us they've been doing some soul-searching and trying to find balance.

• "We can't go to the opening night of Knott's Scary Farm. It's a tradition and we know how much you guys love it."
  • Correction: The fans do not love it. The Knotts & HHN videos do poorly every year cuz they ain't Disney. Also, it's only a tradition because if they don't film on opening night and cram their video into the algorithm, they miss out on the chance to capitalize on a negligible amount of non-subscriber views from random folks searching for Knotts content.

• "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and we feel so much lighter after surviving everything that happened to us"
  • Things have been smoother because they've eliminated most of the opportunities for them to shove their feet directly into their mouths. They only do edited vlogs and no longer communicate directly with fans. Although we know they prefer this, as it was their last vestige of accountability - it definitely wasn't by choice. The fact that people were holding them accountable for their words & actions the last couple years essentially forced them into this position. So, this "vindication" they feel is completely unwarranted. They had no choice.

• "Sorry we didn't announce our 100k plaque...we were guarded about it because:
  • We weren't sure if we would pass the sniff test when YouTube researched the validity of our channel
  • We weren't sure if Spencer purchased enough subs to ensure we wouldn't backslide to 99k again
  • "You guys aren't just a lump number to us" and we're more noble than all the other YouTube channels who earn this plaque

 

[KingLlama]

TIP #13 "If you go with your boyfriend, don't let him go to the fuel rod station with another woman, because there's a good chance he'll end up hooking up with her and he'll leave you and they'll start a vlog together and he'll age 15 years in just five and she'll go from a 6 to 256 and her tooth will turn gray and they'll lose all their friends in the vlogging community and get kicked out of a second-rate casino for livestreaming and steal children's toys and call an apartment manager a c**t and buy a bunch of views and subscribers and assault a fellow vlogger at Disneyland and become the bane of existence for cast members and befriend a lonely older gentleman just so he'll become their Disney sugar daddy and film a bunch of boring, useless vlogs at Costco in a feeble attempt to salvage their dead channel and speaking of dead they'll eat their dead dog and also they'll lie about having COVID and they'll also becoming the laughingstock of the entire Disney community for feigning victimhood because a man happened to clear his throat while walking by them after letting the world know the truth about them being nothing more than lazy, talentless, grifters."

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

Well, what's your definition of criminal?

 

[invincible_1200s]

KT seems awfully thirsty...

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

 

[OutofScope]

Let's not forget KT being "civil and respectful" to Kitra when she was hospitalized with a broken ankle.

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

Did they commandeer Oma's Van for the trip? You know to save a little wear and tear on their primary ride.

Perhaps they rode the scooters?

 

[Second Classholes]

Best Life & Beyond #97 Apologies abound, viewership is down, Serf's a scab clown and KT is still round.

 

[TheHooptie]

 

[tgerlily]

KT says, “Everyone who stops us in the parks says, “we have never seen you more focused and happy!” Wow! They sleep well at night and everything is just happiness and harmony. Best life ever! KT said a 12 out of 10.

What a crock of shit! Zero accountability And zero sense of reality!

Spencer says he’s a different person now since hitting 100K from when they both started. SO much has changed!! You know what hasn’t changed….KT IS STILL MARRIED TO MATTY!!

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

Pretty sure KT is just using that water bottle as another gut blocker.

 

[westville]

I think Spencer genuinely thought she was cute back in the day. She obviously thought he was rich. Probably both turned on by the affair. And now they’re both stuck without jobs, without friends, and developed a sort of codependency. There’s no love there. He probably thinks if he dumped her she’d go all Fatal Attraction. But I think she’s far too lazy to boil any bunnies.

And it couldn’t have happened to a bigger pair of slime balls.