Best Life and Beyond #66 What's disappearing faster? Patreon subscribers or KT's chin?

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Tom Wambsgans

Tom Wambsgans

Second Classholes said:
Translation:
We tried to do other things, but we suck at it.
So we are stuck with Disneyland.
Oh well.
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Translation:
We’ve tried to do other things, but we’re too unlikeable. We’re stuck with Disneyland because:

A) Disney content ensures we always have a steady stream of suckers tripping over our videos as a result of misguided keyword searches and some exploratory clicking.

B) Traveling and other activities cost money, whereas Disneyland only costs us money once per year.

C) KT has a deep-seeded neurosis requiring constant Disneyland visits, rooted in some kind of childhood trauma.

D) We are two completely disinteresting people, devoid of the imagination required to create truly original content. Disneyland provides the backdrop and the storytelling, we just supply a camera and some implacable opinions.
 
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Second Classholes

Second Classholes

Lalo Salamanca said:
What happened to all the mods? Jeffytheadventurer is the only mod :ROFLMAO:
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Actually, since these two can't hold any kind of schedule, no one probably knows when to be online. It's impossible to prepare for something that is constantly being canceled. Imagine sitting around waiting for these two dipshits. It takes a special kind of person....
 
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Disneypins

Disneypins

Tom Wambsgans said:
Translation:
We’ve tried to do other things, but we’re too unlikeable. We’re stuck with Disneyland because:

A) Disney content ensures we always have a steady stream of suckers tripping over our videos as a result of misguided keyword searches and some exploratory clicking.

B) Traveling and other activities cost money, whereas Disneyland only costs us money once per year.

C) KT has a deep-seeded neurosis requiring constant Disneyland visits, rooted in some kind of childhood trauma.

D) We are two completely disinteresting people, devoid of the imagination required to create truly original content. Disneyland provides the backdrop and the storytelling, we just supply a camera and some implacable opinions.
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All of the above plus,
E) Spencer has to be able to ride the choo-choo at Disneyland at least 2x a week or he will burst into tears.
 
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crissydiz

crissydiz

Disneypins said:
All of the above plus,
E) Spencer has to be able to ride the choo-choo at Disneyland at least 2x a week or he will burst into tears.
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Man they really need to get hobbies or something. Losers. I love Disney and all but seriously. I can’t even fathom their addiction to Disney. It’s so fkn weird imo
 
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