Welcome, (non) foolish mortals, to the Best "Worst" Life and Beyond Thread #4.
Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now...
Together we'll discuss the grim adulterous life of Spencer Emmons and Katie Slockbower. The two Disneyland gypsies who are as notorious for their panhandling in the park, as they are for looking like burros eating a daily diet of churros.
Our conversation continues with more frightening sights, where you might see photos of these two fools, as they do nothing right. Or as they appear in their most corruptible and mortal state.. all with another gross order of gray stuff whipped up on a plate. With reminders of their delightfully unlivable and miserable existence, they go live daily to scam their fans in front of Rise of the Resistance. If that doesn't work then they'll look more and more beat as they announce endless channel changes from their new luxury Irvine retreat. Every story of Spencer and Katie features wall-to-wall creeps. And don't be frightened by the sight of Spencer dressed like a 55 year old Peep.
(So) If you would like to join our jamboree,
There’s a simple rule that’s compulsory.
The sad BLAB mortals foolishly pay their daily token fee;
But Rest In Peace BLAB, because here: THE HAUNTING's FREE.
So hurry back, we would like your company.