He's gotta be taking the piss with these descriptions of how to make an omelette surely?
I'll give it a go whilst I'm in the queue at asda...
"I could already feel me getting aroused... just the thought of picking up the menu and browsing all that moist melted mozarrella...I scanned that menu like a man ordering a new mail order bride, Who should always have red lips....
The Deed was done..I felt such a tremble run through me as I put the phone down, all sorts was going through my mind... do I take it slow? Do I just devour her as soon as she's in my grasp? I wonder how she smells...like I remember I hope...
I hear a knock at the door, my level of arousal reaches fever pitch....Pablo hands her to me, I'm sure I felt a little bit of precum trickle down my leg as I took her in hands..... we go through to the living room, and I waste little time taking off her top...
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