I’ve never done a recap before so bare with. Apologies for anything I’ve missed.
- Fat Pam, Pedlo & poor Betsy have just returned from Greece. Another non child friendly holiday in which they dragged their poor daughter around eating and shopping. She returned with a “£40” shell necklace which looks identical to the ones you see in £1 shops.
- still in holiday mode, the family are going to PR invites at Zizis to stuff their faces with garlic bread.
-On holiday, Sean made a comment about FP’s backside (“what an arse”) and she took it as a compliment and proceeded to get him to take a photo which she has pinned onto her page. It is not flattering — hence the inspiration for this thread title.
-Her face is now in competition with her body: which one can get the most puffiest the quickest.
- As of this morning, she saw Betsy walking to school- y’know the daughter who never wants to leave her side
-And apparently she has a job? Hopefully, we’ll find out more about this in this thread. As I’m typing this, I’m wondering if it’s helping out at her cousin’s wax melt business because I remember him saying she wanted to go help out a couple of weeks ago.
- and as always, she’s still a racist, greedy, and self-centred tw@t.
after having a difficult time atm, this has surprisingly brought me some joy 
(I’m such a bad person!)
Sorry if that's already been said or is obvious but its shook me. I wonder why she's stopped with the hard sell these days?!
