Being Robbo #5 Underwear selfies, out comes the tart, I can’t believe she swallowed a fart

[smiley0309]

I find it hysterical aswell that those were posted in June and someone said ‘she’ll be knocked up by the new guy in no time’, and she’d announced a pregnancy by September

 

[Eyerollbrainache]

Oh those GOMI threads were life. Her sister was fuming beautiful.

 

[Fineapple]

Morning cuddles with Mason are her ‘favourite’. She will be bleeping them off to go and stare at Chicken Man’s tits abroad though.

 

[Mommypig]

I know more about her menstrual cycle than my own

 

[whoareyouu]

Morning cuddles with Mason are her ‘favourite’. She will be bleeping them off to go and stare at Chicken Man’s tits abroad though.

I’d be raging if my fella had bigger tits than me.

 

[Byewiggy]

Why is her favourite catchphrase on her posts 'wear the shorts' wear the shorts where hun?

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Why doesn’t El Chicken do the ironing?!

 

[Snarkypants]

Why doesn’t El Chicken do the ironing?!

Arms can't reach the ironing board. Belly gets in the way.

 

[SickOfInfluencers]

I find it hysterical aswell that those were posted in June and someone said ‘she’ll be knocked up by the new guy in no time’, and she’d announced a pregnancy by September

She also had a miscarriage I'm sure before she fell pregnant with Mason.

 

[smiley0309]

She also had a miscarriage I'm sure before she fell pregnant with Mason.

The pregnancy she announced in September was the one she miscarried, Mason was born the following September

 

[Fineapple]

Why doesn’t El Chicken do the ironing?!

Because he’s Early Man

 

[SickOfInfluencers]

The pregnancy she announced in September was the one she miscarried, Mason was born the following September

Yes, my mistake! I knew the September rang a bell!

 

[Fineapple]

Rob probably ‘wanted’ the snip because he saw you coming from a mile off and didn’t want to any more eternal obligations to a lazy moon face who sits at home all day. Best decision he’s made.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Rob probably ‘wanted’ the snip because he saw you coming from a mile off and didn’t want to any more eternal obligations to a lazy moon face who sits at home all day. Best decision he’s made.

Also he’s already got three kids. He’s probably not keen to have another one with Robbo. Means they can’t go on so many “romantic” “luxurious” “holidays”

 

[Wilson585]

Don’t get me wrong I’m all for female empowerment etc but god this girl who doesn’t leave the house somehow has an opinion on EVERYTHING

 

[BettyRubble]

Rob probably ‘wanted’ the snip because he saw you coming from a mile off and didn’t want to any more eternal obligations to a lazy moon face who sits at home all day. Best decision he’s made.

Eurgh imagine having to have sex with that big sweaty lummox. I reckon the vest stays on. And his socks

 

[Snarkypants]

Rob probably ‘wanted’ the snip because he saw you coming from a mile off and didn’t want to any more eternal obligations to a lazy moon face who sits at home all day. Best decision he’s made.

She'll be gone eventually, she'll want more kids, and will go where there's a chance. Probably when Masey is due to go to school, so she doesn't have to work more hours.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Eurgh imagine having to have sex with that big sweaty lummox. I reckon the vest stays on. And his socks

Oh yeah. You know he’s either on the bottom or on top with her face down so he can just shuffle it in a-la Will from the Inbetweeners

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Rob probably ‘wanted’ the snip because he saw you coming from a mile off and didn’t want to any more eternal obligations to a lazy moon face who sits at home all day. Best decision he’s made.

Do they not do yellow sticker condoms?

 

[Snarkypants]

Speaks volumes that he had the snip at his age (I'm assuming he's fairly young?), rather than her be on contraception. He knows full well she'd 'forget' her pill, and she probably refused implant/coil/jab. He could always welly up of course, but still he chose the surgical option?Hmmm