She needs a proper professional hair cut.
And her gran has clearly got the measure of her
Being Robbo #14 - life on the cheap, always asleep, Chicken Man fist-deep
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And her gran has clearly got the measure of her
Erm and Jamaican hotel and the inside of a manky cruise ship thank you!The traveller….of Spain
It’s a shame she’s so thick, because posting that traveller meme followed by a photo of a drag queen performing on stage in Benidorm would be the height of comedy and irony. Except that she didn’t intend it that way
Her dad has the same expression in the drag queen photo too. I'm worried about him, blink if you need us to send help, Robbo's dad!! 
Her Dad probably realises its just a bog standard trip to Benners and isnt enamoured. Hence his expression.
He’s the only child that they can’t dump on anyone else so they’re pretty much obliged to take him.
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Her hairline is probably like that due to the fact that she constantly has her hair tied up in those tight, high ponytails. A bit like the rest of us, Robbo’s hairline has had enough of her!
She classes herself as a blended family, but the mere whiff of a budget chav holiday and they're split up quicker than you can say "social services"
Has anyone noticed they’re having better food whilst the dad is there? Don’t get me wrong I get you use the all inclusive-ness if you’ve paid for it and when you take a few kids away they aren’t gonna always want ‘Spanish’ cuisine etc. but it actually looks quite nice tho food they’re having. So I think you’re all right about daddy paying for the trip 
Her Dad wont want to eat All Inclusive slop.
Robbo does not frequent a luxury AI hotel. Her Dads probably took one look at the offerings and though duck no.
Robbo does not frequent a luxury AI hotel. Her Dads probably took one look at the offerings and though duck no.
Note one person in a jumper and gilet, and another in a coat. Yet she still tries to convince us it’s warm enough to wear a sleeveless dress 
her smug face is 
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Her own son is in a hoody so it can’t be that warmNote one person in a jumper and gilet, and another in a coat. Yet she still tries to convince us it’s warm enough to wear a sleeveless dress
Guys don’t you think it’s weird how she’s posting more photos of her with her dad than her with chicken man 
'Book the January holiday!'
No thanks, not to Spain anyway. I'd rather just go when I don't need a coat and thermal underwear.
No thanks, not to Spain anyway. I'd rather just go when I don't need a coat and thermal underwear.
For a slightly longer flight, she could be in the Canary Islands where it’s usually around 20 degrees this time of year….not boiling by any stretch but a much nicer temp if you are insisting on wearing sleeveless dresses/pretending it’s a tropical paradise. Surely you’d rather save up slightly more/forgo a couple of your other rubbish trips and go somewhere where it is actually warm. I don’t get her
You are not a traveller. Travelling to Spain 4 times a year does not make you a traveller. I actually have no issue with going on holiday in the off season. Being on holiday and not having any work stress or home responsibilities is always nice any time of the year - except she doesn’t have any of those any time of the year.
But I’ll say it again - going to the same country over and over again and sitting down in cafes all day long whilst your kids on an iPad does not make you a traveller.
And as for Taylor swift, duck off.
But I’ll say it again - going to the same country over and over again and sitting down in cafes all day long whilst your kids on an iPad does not make you a traveller.
And as for Taylor swift, duck off.
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Exactly this! I've been away early January before and went to Gran Canaria, it was warm enough to our cove to sunbath on the beach, we just went back to our rooms to get changed earlier than summer as the temperature drops. You need a light cardy for evenings.
Also plugging tan accelerator this time if year.
This photo says a lot.
Proves she’s been reading here
She looks ridiculous in that strappy dress when everyone else, her own father included, are in jumpers and coats!
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