ITS SO HOT 
Being Robbo #14 - life on the cheap, always asleep, Chicken Man fist-deep
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The resort literally looks dead. It must have an awful atmosphere.
Those pillowcases scream TEMU.
Maybe she books these dead holidays because she doesn't want to be seen with chicken man in public
Robbo it looks tacky AF hun
Oh lord that is actually disgustingly ugly.
The staff have a lot of time on their hands, as it appears that Rob and Rob are the only ones in the hotel.
So is it Rob's birthday or their anniversary? If it's their anniversary, she was still with Ritchie then.
The absolute ICK looking at this knowing that sweaty chicken man will be grunting away on top of lumpy Lurch on it later
special occasion fisting anyone?He gives her an extra ramming when he pretends he's shaking his fist at pensioners in wetherspoonsThe absolute ICK looking at this knowing that sweaty chicken man will be grunting away on top of lumpy Lurch on it later
I don’t know what’s worse - Rob grunting and sweating on top of Slobbo, or her on top looking down at him with that weird multi-angled, massive head, glasses slipping down her nose.
If chicken man likes to try and wear her like Sooty, you can see why she's always got that weird expression on her face
She’d have to keep that chin up and away from him.. one wrong move and it’d be like a mallet smashing down on his face
I’m sure he prefers that than looking down and seeing Dick Dastardly going to town on his
(wow writing that gave me a wave of nausea)
No way is she on top. She's too lazy to put in the work!
Must be like trying to jump on a slowly deflating bouncy castle… the ripples and wobbles kind of put you out of sync
If you can't aff link it, she can't do it
Those sunglasses oh my god she looks like a prick 
"Thoroughly enjoying doing nothing" girl you do nothing at home too
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