Beckijones4 #65 31 stone, 31 years old, 31 IQ

[Sertraline Queen]

From the family vaults. How many pints to lick the trotters?

 

[Nottsgirl]

Dear god she looks like Noel Gallagher’s long lost obese brother (not Liam!) in that get-up and the eyebrows!

And so salad can wait,
The lettuce too fragrant
On her annual waaallllk
Her chin sways away
“But don’t touch my bleeping brownies, Cath” I heard her say

 

[whisperchat]

From the family vaults. How many pints to lick the trotters? View attachment 2692439

 

[potatopotato2988]

Love this. What an absolute megahun. "As someone who walks a lot" cheers for clearing that up Katie, I'd wondered where you acquired that impressive bit of knowledge re hats and gloves. 53 sodding likes as well.

The worst thing about TikTok is people like support worker Katie giving inane advice as if it's revolutionary info & "can you make this with chicken/beef/rice/brown sugar" oafs, genuinely whatever happened to independent critical thinking skills? Not to put my grandma hat on, I was born in 2000 so am part of the InTeRnET GenERAtIon but some motherfuckers really need to put their phones down and go outside.

Get off my lawn, etc.

right you can duck off you’re too funny to be 23. I’ve got 11 years on you.
Good tip from Katie about the hat and gloves tho, no wonder my ears have been like ice blocks.


I agree tho. TikTok pisses me off anyway cos there’s a bunch of nobodies who think they’re celebrities for posting videos. Or those who sit on lives all day for gifts. They soon learn when they try and make it on insta and YouTube.

 

[Reddy79]

From the family vaults. How many pints to lick the trotters? View attachment 2692439

obviously before Katie gave her the stellar advice to wear shoes when walking

 

[unwanted.opinions]

soum yeah erm.. sorry

All that walking has done her soum soum good she’s lost soum much weight

 

[4yogits]

Dear god she looks like Noel Gallagher’s long lost obese brother (not Liam!) in that get-up and the eyebrows!

Bowl Gallagher

 

[yellowmellow]

I have genuinely never seen such a gargantuan head in all my life.

 

[Tit.tat]

I love how we all comment on her size and share her pictures, including before and after pictures…

I just want to make a point that these are WITH the slimming filter!!! She narrrsty

 

[gimm3more]

She always reminds me of one of the Chawners n I’ve just seen that Audrey (the mum) has croaked ffs

 

[Potato_waffle]

View attachment 2692342
Nah she is truly disgusting

She somehow looks like a 68 year old man that has perma booze breath and tells highly inappropriate dirty jokes at the pub

 

[Sawna]

The vinegar she used in that teriyaki says shows how fick she is

 

[kayefeluu20]

"Salid" "Twoum" "Goum" Rebecca, enough nowum. You're taking the pissum.

 

[MrsP77]

Just wait for the “I won’t show you every walk guys, sometimes I just won’t want to take my phone” as a bullshit excuse when really she hasn’t gone

Stop giving her ideas

 

[Babybail93]

There we goum…….

Say it again ya greasy fat bleep. I dare ya

 

[ratbags]

chin

 

[Klaus123]

Absolutely not a chance she has ever “only got a drink” from McDonald’s. She’s a compulsive liar

 

[Sawna]

You lot have cheered me up. So I was meant to fly to New Yorkum today, but unfortunately I was removed from the flight because the travel agent we booked with never told virgin about my medical condition so I was removed and I’m not the greatest flyer anyway, so I’ve been on the phone to my gp all day trying to get clearance so hopefully flying Wednesday, but my friend who was on the flight said when I was getting off someone noticed bolts missing from the wing and then the whole flight got cancelled so I’m being called a hero

Sounds a bit like this I've just seen on Facebook

 

[hol20x]

Sounds a bit like this I've just seen on Facebook

Something was wrong with the left phalange!

 

[Powershower]

Is she just mispronouncing skewer on purpose now?