BeckiJones 4 #70 Her neck, her back, big fat gunt and flat arse crack 🎶

[Diddikins]

Careless Wispa - George Michael

 

[RachRN86]

Trazadone girly here too xx

Sertraline here - orgasm free since 2003

 

[Helliebella]

Fuck me she looks positively skinny here. Jesus wept she’s grown

 

[soph30]

I have a similar story except we went on a few dates first so I knew she was fat, and I wasn't bothered about her weight HOWEVER we went back to her flat and she had one of those walls of empty energy drink cans but instead of energy drink cans it was Pringles cans. Gave my vagina necrosis. Never saw her again. She was from Swindon which should've been red flag enough.

Don’t gossip about me on the internet

 

[hol20x]

She defo snaffled that doggy ice cream once the camera stopped.

 

[gigi_93]

can’t wait to not see those chocolates on her WIEIAD

so I was driving somewhere earlier and that down with the trumpets song came on (my playlist, I’m fan of Rizzle Kicks, fight me) and I was singing “let’s get down with the crumpets” which I now can’t NOT sing
But anyway, has anyone got any other funny Bison song suggestions.. I’m sure it’s been done before but it’s fun. My kid bit my laptop and cracked the screen, so need a laugh

I Will Always Love Food - Whitney Houston
Chips Don’t Lie - Shakira
Feed Me Baby One More Time - Britney
Papa Don’t Preach (when I shove food in your face) - Madge
I Want To Hold Your Ham Hands - The Beatles

 

[LadyMarmalade]

Have some friends coming round for dinner in a bit and fort to myself nah I won’t drink as I have a pt session tomorrow and need a good nights sleep. Been a bit bisony this week, wanna get back on track.

Anyway long story short, opened up the Fred, now off to co op to see if they do Absinthe.

Fanx guys x

 

[Mrsptobe]

“There’s no need for anyfink else, just this”
HOW ABOUT SOME FRUIT REBECCA x

 

[gigilouxx]

Fucking hell!!! Just roughly added it up in my head and that’s about £100 worth of food in 10 days.

It’s £124.82

 

[Babyboonseed]

Becki is type of girl who at her big age would ask for a mini fridge for Christmas so she can keep snacks in her room

 

[soph30]

Gosh all go in Beckie Town

Im sorry I took it too far. At the beginning of me following Beck and joining the thread I had a few questions as I hadn’t seen her selfish, uncaring, manipulative side yet, and got a reputation for sympathising with the Bison. I wanted to prove I wasn’t like that so I went too far the other way and was too mean. I just wanted you guys to like me Can we all be friends now?

That potato looked grim

As for Ricketts being ill- she doesn’t take him to the vet herself?! Her mum is a carer for her partner with a terminal illness and Beck makes her spend time doing extra admin tasks like taking the dog to the vet? The mind boggles as my dad would say

 

[under the ivy]

manifesting paigey a boyfriend/girlfriend so Becki has meltdown

 

[LloydsBoosters]

ANOTHER Maccies today! Is she fucking seriousum?!?!

 

[Imthatgirl]

 

[4yogits]

Pauline Fowler on the prowl

Pauline Growler

 

[Sertraline Queen]

I’ve not watched today’s videums, I’m still savouring the treat she served to us last night. And I slowed down the clitbasher sequence. Volume up

 

[kayefeluu20]

String me up if you will but cheese and onion pombears is an absolute Gary Glitter tier cresp

 

[Klaus123]

Nahhhhhhh that hula hoop video. Jfc, she’s wedged herself into it, it’s a hula hoop, it’s supposed to move around. She really can’t do anything. I’d never show my face anywhere if I was as stupid as her. She’s overworked her one brain cell and now it’s dead, this is the content that’s left

she really believes her walks have made her lose weight. The walks are neither here nor there when you’re still eating like a pig at its trough.

 

[Helliebella]

She’s been for another walk guys. She 100% doesn’t pick up the dog shit and just shuffles off sharpish, piss holes darting around to check no one saw
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Mcdonums reward tea incoming

 

[gigi_93]

There’s absolutely no cresps in this world I won’t eat. None