Haha, I'd be fucked with my fingers I have right Jeremy Beadles, she'd be attached to me like a ventriloquist doll (I've always hated those things) 'or like checking a cows birthing canal.......
Right. That's enough of the Internet today.
Yes, her dog is deadExcellent thread title suggestion by @LloydsBoosters
No becki does not have special needs
We do not need to guess how much she weighs answer is too much
Someone make it into gif please