Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

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My friend's Mum was housemistress to the Beckham kids - apparently Brooklyn and Romeo were awful (thick, entitled, rude with the latter being a massive bully), but Cruz was a real sweetie, so go figure?!
 
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His new tattoo of her is SO bad - it's really not that hard to find a tattoo artist who is good at realistic portraits (plus, he has the money to travel everywhere) but I guess he is not one to wait a few months for an appointment, he needs it NOW to prove his love 🫠

I wonder if we get Tattoo Artist Brooklyn next after he ends his career as a Chef 😂
 
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His new tattoo of her is SO bad - it's really not that hard to find a tattoo artist who is good at realistic portraits (plus, he has the money to travel everywhere) but I guess he is not one to wait a few months for an appointment, he needs it NOW to prove his love 🫠

I wonder if we get Tattoo Artist Brooklyn next after he ends his career as a Chef 😂
When he's on the rebound from Nicola he will probably try his hand at porn acting.
 
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I will not hear a bad word said about the spice girls! But it is true their whole dynamic has changed, she was much more famous than him at the beginning (albeit in a short lived way) and her disordered eating has got worse and worse, pretty obviously so it is clear she is not happy
😂 spice girls music/dances all good (quite partial to a bit of who oo oo do you think you are).
But admit it, if they were your girl squad, wouldn’t you want to twit them all in the face?
I am also really grateful for the shoes they made trendy. You could achieve the sexy wiggle and shapely calves without breaking an ankle in stilettos. That’s a legacy right there.
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Just shown that picture to my daughter (for context she fancies Gary windass in Corrie) and she said…..
Ew.
 
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😂 spice girls music/dances all good (quite partial to a bit of who oo oo do you think you are).
But admit it, if they were your girl squad, wouldn’t you want to twit them all in the face?
I am also really grateful for the shoes they made trendy. You could achieve the sexy wiggle and shapely calves without breaking an ankle in stilettos. That’s a legacy right there.
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Just shown that picture to my daughter (for context she fancies Gary windass in Corrie) and she said…..
Ew.
I also love Gary Windass and concur with her ‘ew’
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My friend's Mum was housemistress to the Beckham kids - apparently Brooklyn and Romeo were awful (thick, entitled, rude with the latter being a massive bully), but Cruz was a real sweetie, so go figure?!
Did they go to Wellington College. My son swears blind they did but I’m not so sure….
 
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Just looked it up and don’t believe a word of that champagne bottle story , if that actually happened you’d be screaming and someone would be calling an ambulance asap. I’m guessing the ex employee is exaggerating as he needed juicy details to get the book published.
 
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😂 spice girls music/dances all good (quite partial to a bit of who oo oo do you think you are).
But admit it, if they were your girl squad, wouldn’t you want to twit them all in the face?
I am also really grateful for the shoes they made trendy. You could achieve the sexy wiggle and shapely calves without breaking an ankle in stilettos. That’s a legacy right there.
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Just shown that picture to my daughter (for context she fancies Gary windass in Corrie) and she said…..
Ew.
Pardon? That's a typing error surely?
 
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Considering he’s supposed to be teetotal, he really has the look of a heavy drinker about him.
 
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