Beckhams #5 what's greyer Victoria's meal or David's hair?

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youRjokingHunz

The eyes on the back of his neck are hilarious

imagine the uneasy feeling old Vicky must feel having Ms Peltz wander in her home, stalk around her and then Dorklyn follow her like a dog and even as they walk away.. the tattoo eyes mocking you hahahaha

seriously… be ready to catch Dorklyn when he falls from this heady height .. someone needs to get shares in a laser company! Because Dorks is going to be half burnt getting those humdingers removed …
 
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Jane Tee

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She could easily be as thick as him and its just her dads money that is used to create a profile and presence
 
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D.W's Library Card

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turtleneck10

I really wonder what D&V think of Brooklyn's over the top obsession and so many tats. David has a few tributes to Victoria on him but hardly even 10% of Brooklyn. I can't imagine they think he's acting normal.
 
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Joannabloggs

turtleneck10 said:
I really wonder what D&V think of Brooklyn's over the top obsession and so many tats. David has a few tributes to Victoria on him but hardly even 10% of Brooklyn. I can't imagine they think he's acting normal.
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It's not normal, and Victoria knows her daughter in law is just as narcissistic as she is. Unfortunately dorklyn doesn't have the looks or talent to be able to one up his missus like David does
 
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Pom Bear

Brooklyn has now took a lovely photo of his new car for his next photo book x

"Car at petrol station, hard to photograph, incredible to drive".

 
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Hollie Day

Poor Brooklyn. The tattooed eyes on the back of his neck that are supposed to be his wife's eyes look nothing like her eyes. Maybe that's why she cries everytime she sees a new tattoo.
His car crash collection of bodged tattoos keeps growing.
 
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Silverback

He really is a (not so) little boy lost. A body full of tattoos, married young to a woman he is unhealthily obsessed with, trying on different careers…. Sadly I think he will crash at some point.
 
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LittlemissM

His allowance is probably incentivised. Bit like job seekers allowance.

D.W's Library Card said:
Yeah, that's totally not weird and possessive of him...

Anybody read the one of his wedding vows? I swear he's the new Wordsworth.
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Is it better than the Ryan Giggs poetry collection?!
 
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Ladymisskimberley

Hollie Day said:
Poor Brooklyn. The tattooed eyes on the back of his neck that are supposed to be his wife's eyes look nothing like her eyes. Maybe that's why she cries everytime she sees a new tattoo.
His car crash collection of bodged tattoos keeps growing.
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Perhaps he took an old ‘Nicola mark one’ photo to the tattoo parlour.
Do any photographs exist of her face before it was demolished and reconstructed?
 
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LittlemissM

Saw this on TikTok, too good night to share
 

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frezzanaja

It’s kind of bizarre how unaware Brooklyn seems of the world around and how he elevates himself with absolutely no merit. Its like he’s been treated as boy wonder all his life cause he sure acts like he’s boy wonder now. My new fave is the quote of him claiming he and his wife invented putting their surnames together
 
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avb00

Brooklyn has completely cut off himself from seeing his family by the looks of it. The last time he saw his siblings would’ve been the wedding?
 
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