This is the day after the wedding - they spent $3.5 million on their big day but she couldn’t afford to get her roots done and her hair toned?
Beckhams #3 What do David's hair and Victoria have in common? They're both ridiculously thin!
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LOL Victoria posting mr & Mrs Beckham when vogue made it clear they will be the "peltz Beckhams"
Oh dear, the comments under the Vogue Instagram post aren’t exactly fawning 
These two are nobodies with sickening amounts of money, just dropping 3.5 Millie which is pocket change to them on a wedding off the back of covid, in the middle of the Ukraine war while people back home in England and around the rest of the world can’t afford to live.
You would have gained some respect and some actual supporters if you had gone for a low key event that’s just about you and your love for one another and made a generous donation in honour of the event, that would of been the classy route though.
Victoria is loving this she’s such a shallow poser, sorry but i don’t care if she has “a wicked sense of humour though”.
Yes i know Becks is vain too before anyone thinks i am just attacking ol sauerkraut just because she is a woman. Becks has something more human about him, i think he’s clearly spent more time and interest in those kids than she has and he actually eats and enjoys food which is something at least relatable.
These two are nobodies with sickening amounts of money, just dropping 3.5 Millie which is pocket change to them on a wedding off the back of covid, in the middle of the Ukraine war while people back home in England and around the rest of the world can’t afford to live.
You would have gained some respect and some actual supporters if you had gone for a low key event that’s just about you and your love for one another and made a generous donation in honour of the event, that would of been the classy route though.
Victoria is loving this she’s such a shallow poser, sorry but i don’t care if she has “a wicked sense of humour though”.
Yes i know Becks is vain too before anyone thinks i am just attacking ol sauerkraut just because she is a woman. Becks has something more human about him, i think he’s clearly spent more time and interest in those kids than she has and he actually eats and enjoys food which is something at least relatable.
Fair, but honestly people all over the world continue to vacation and have weddings etc. I think it's a bit of a weak complaint to bring up Ukraine and their wedding specifically! But all the attention this wedding getting is quite hilarious and silly.
It’s a rare wedding when I like what the groom is wearing far more than the bride, but here I am.
It’s a 3.5 million pound circus covered by Vogue for a celebrity’s kid who’s yet to do anything worthy with his life, my problem isn’t people continuing on with life or getting married.
First photos - she looked beautiful; I love her dress and veil:
The veil is the only thing I like.
What’s with the wide unflattering straps on her dress, gives me sundress vibes and does not look elegant at all.
Just realised that they both have terrible hair, wtf! His needs a quick freshen up and tidy, and hers is just a bit trailer trash, like she forgot to get it done? Is it in a ponytail?
What’s with the wide unflattering straps on her dress, gives me sundress vibes and does not look elegant at all.
Just realised that they both have terrible hair, wtf! His needs a quick freshen up and tidy, and hers is just a bit trailer trash, like she forgot to get it done? Is it in a ponytail?
Mel C was at the wedding. I saw a picture of her and her daughter.
Excuse me? What are those shoes??!!!!
Both Brooklyn and Nicola have referred to themselves as Mr and Mrs Peltz Beckham in their social media posts.
The bride looks better in the vogue photos, if you ignore the black roots and yellow lengths hairdo. The groom looks a grubby, greasy mess even after vogue photoshop.
The bride looks better in the vogue photos, if you ignore the black roots and yellow lengths hairdo. The groom looks a grubby, greasy mess even after vogue photoshop.
No chance of a knighthood, Ever!! Not after calling them C**ts in that email.
Brand Beckham the ultimate proof that you cant polish a turd.
Her dress is ok, a little plain, but better than I expected- but can well afford better. The one thing that’s been distracting me (apart from her roots) is the size of Brooklyns head! It’s massive!!! Like a life size bobble head!!
I imagine Vic with the sort of mother in law who insists on referring to them as the Beckhams. Good luck Nicola. I hope Brooklyn will be a better his than his old man is.
I think the thing that stuck ne is NP doesn't look happy in any of the photos. Also who had heard of her before she went out with BB?
Dont agree. She looks plastic, her hair is tacky bleach blonde with black roots and the dress doesn't look anything special. He looks like he's playing dress up.
I have a confession though, I like Victoria's dress, the satin slip, I think it's elegant and flattering and I would wear it (although me being prepared to wear it isn't necessarily a good thing)
That was DB’s step mum
I also liked her dress. I suspect she was stuck between a rock and a hard place - if she'd gone too OTT she would have been accused of trying to upstage the bride (which she has been in the past when she's worn some stunning dresses at weddings). Also, we need to remember this wedding was taking place in almost 30 degree temperatures. Guests will dress differently to the UK.Dont agree. She looks plastic, her hair is tacky bleach blonde with black roots and the dress doesn't look anything special. He looks like he's playing dress up.
I have a confession though, I like Victoria's dress, the satin slip, I think it's elegant and flattering and I would wear it (although me being prepared to wear it isn't necessarily a good thing)
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