Yes!! I don't even think he has tats of his own grandparents. It's scary.
Beckhams #3 What do David's hair and Victoria have in common? They're both ridiculously thin!
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They're all alive, the big spoilsports!
Dead grandparent tattoo hits different when you're a narcissistic try-hard, so if you haven't any of your own why not borrow someone else's
He what? bleeping hell. Where is it? Imagine everytime you look at your husband your dead nan is there... I hope it's not on his chest, that's the sex life gone! Also what a bleeping tit present. Oh babe, for your birthday I've got myself a tattoo....
I don't think it's humanly possible for any of the Beckham's to post anything that doesn't cause an involuntary cringe reaction.
From a 47 year old mother of 4 showing her arse to the world, to having your girlfriend's family tree tattooed on your body, to being creepy with your young daughter - anything goes. What a sad lot they are.
From a 47 year old mother of 4 showing her arse to the world, to having your girlfriend's family tree tattooed on your body, to being creepy with your young daughter - anything goes. What a sad lot they are.
Somebody must have had a word in his shell-like to make him look more of the caring family-man where she's concerned.
Brooklyn’s tattoos for his fiancés dead grandparents are just freaky. If he was my son I’d have a word...obviously he’s a grown man and he can do what he likes, but you’d think the parents might intervene and flag up his behaviour as a bit.....weird?!
Also on the subject of that cringe post of Victoria’s arse...Did you notice it was essentially an advert for her Reebok clobber...
Also on the subject of that cringe post of Victoria’s arse...Did you notice it was essentially an advert for her Reebok clobber...
She posted up a note David had written to her calling her a hole 
I think it’s the dead gran’s favourite quote and it’s on his thigh. So not quite as bad as seeing Nana peering at you every time he takes off his shirt, but still pretty weird.
Anyway it’s all so stupid and pointless and obvious where this is going (down the plug hole) in a few years. How long until Vic are David are grandparents and we have to deal with all that nonsense?
It’s never ending
Let's face it, they're definitely not going to be together forever.
I don’t think Brooklyn is a full shilling as my mum used to say.
I suppose growing up in a home where your father is a serial cheat, your mum is suffering from a long term eating disorder but you can’t talk about it because you must pretend they are happy and in love takes a toll. I kinda feel sorry for him in a way. I think he’s desperate to create a family of his own, one that’s the opposite to what his own is like.
See today 'poor Poppy' D marriage's a mere friendship now.... 
The 'party-loving' euphemism well worn way of saying druggie?
Sounds awfully like another couple - but without the friendship as he can barely abide her
They're all at it open relationships as long as the happy, family image PR is maintained...
That reminded me, remember when they got papped leaving a club disheveled and in her back pocket looked suspiciously like a condom packet?
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The 'party-loving' euphemism well worn way of saying druggie?
Sounds awfully like another couple - but without the friendship as he can barely abide her
They're all at it open relationships as long as the happy, family image PR is maintained...
That reminded me, remember when they got papped leaving a club disheveled and in her back pocket looked suspiciously like a condom packet?
Apologies for Daily Heil link:
PIC EXCL: David Beckham parties in Hollywood with Poppy Delevingne
Since touching down in Los Angeles recently, David Beckham appears to be making the most of all the sun-kissed Californian city has to offer.
David and Poppy are back on are they? Yuck.
That's an old article, but reading about her this morning reminded me.
He likes them whippet thin and really posh as opposed to faux posh, doesn't he!
There was rumour about him and that other posh, allegedly druggie, waif 'Lady' Mary Chateris too around the same time.
He likes them whippet thin and really posh as opposed to faux posh, doesn't he!
There was rumour about him and that other posh, allegedly druggie, waif 'Lady' Mary Chateris too around the same time.
What happens when they break up (when, and not if).They're all alive, the big spoilsports!
Dead grandparent tattoo hits different when you're a narcissistic try-hard, so if you haven't any of your own why not borrow someone else's
He'll have some other hideous ink done over the top. His body is a canvas you know: I'm sure his aim is to resemble a preschooler's copybook, covered in incoherent scribbles, like his father.
Why does he look like a hobo in need of a good wash?See today 'poor Poppy' D marriage's a mere friendship now....
The 'party-loving' euphemism well worn way of saying druggie?
Sounds awfully like another couple - but without the friendship as he can barely abide her
They're all at it open relationships as long as the happy, family image PR is maintained...
That reminded me, remember when they got papped leaving a club disheveled and in her back pocket looked suspiciously like a condom packet?
Apologies for Daily Heil link:
PIC EXCL: David Beckham parties in Hollywood with Poppy Delevingne
Since touching down in Los Angeles recently, David Beckham appears to be making the most of all the sun-kissed Californian city has to offer.
beacuse they’re pap shots rather than those carefully photoshopped once carefully curated by Victoria
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