Oh she moody this morning. A mixture of:
- KFSteve leaving the kitchen an outright mess after cooking such a random feast last night. Probably a family of rats about to die under the fridge.
- Terlergh waking up early to do a poo. Heaven forbid.
- Taco the expensive rescue puppy chewing on kids toys.
- Realising that Sammy is way hotter and makes more of an effort in her appearance and is way more popular and relatable. And everyone knows it.
- seeing lots of ex friends at Grottys party and realising that maybe it’s all her fault that people distance themselves slowly.
- her tit poor engagement on her hyped up Insta posts…. Who knew purchased bots don’t reply the way you want them to??
- seeing her maternity range… and all other baseline drops are flops.
- the sun isn’t shining. It’s grey and moody like trashy.
- Taj woke up at 4am just before Terlerghs mushy carrot dump and ate all the choc greens powder and fed the rest to the family of mice living under the fridge.
Poor Trashy.
- KFSteve leaving the kitchen an outright mess after cooking such a random feast last night. Probably a family of rats about to die under the fridge.
- Terlergh waking up early to do a poo. Heaven forbid.
- Taco the expensive rescue puppy chewing on kids toys.
- Realising that Sammy is way hotter and makes more of an effort in her appearance and is way more popular and relatable. And everyone knows it.
- seeing lots of ex friends at Grottys party and realising that maybe it’s all her fault that people distance themselves slowly.
- her tit poor engagement on her hyped up Insta posts…. Who knew purchased bots don’t reply the way you want them to??
- seeing her maternity range… and all other baseline drops are flops.
- the sun isn’t shining. It’s grey and moody like trashy.
- Taj woke up at 4am just before Terlerghs mushy carrot dump and ate all the choc greens powder and fed the rest to the family of mice living under the fridge.
Poor Trashy.