God no. Mine are arseholes though so that probably influences my answer somewhat
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Just found this forum now - I am glad their are so many other people who thinks she’s a massive d**khead too
I mean what a total stupid kn**b she is. Vaccine expert , divorce guru , life expert - her list of talents goes on
I mean what a total stupid kn**b she is. Vaccine expert , divorce guru , life expert - her list of talents goes onJust realised the neighbours bought them the gifts…both a daft as each other
just gonna leave these howlers here
Why was she talking about horse fly bites. I don’t understand?? And her 1980s detective glasses don’t suit her.They are too big for her ratty little face. I think she’s lost weight you know.
Her skin seems to have really quite wrinkled recently and she never seems to do a story without a filter anymore. Surely if the lumi is that good for your skin you wouldn’t need a filter every time especially one that gives you a Michael Jackson nose 
All these “cute” faces. Hun, you’re 52. Sorry, 37.
All those fake faces make me cringe. ‘Dis’ makes me sick in my mouth and if she’s walking around the house in frilly lingerie then those boys are going to need an awful lot of therapy when they’re older.
Welcome! You’re among friends nowJust found this forum now - I am glad their are so many other people who thinks she’s a massive d**khead too
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Mansion full of tat, face like a rat, lumi’s not working, but those fillers are bleeping disturbing
Mansion full of tat, face like a rat, lumi’s not working, but those fillers are bleeping disturbing
Ha ha I love it !! Thanks !Welcome! You’re among friends now
I showed my husband the stories and he said, no word of a lie, “why is that old bird acting like a teenager?!”
***conveniently gets hoover in shot****
‘’Oh sorry, that’s just my cleaning friend who’s here I love her.’’
The women has NO shame! I never get people that feel the need to public service announce they have a cleaner like its an OBE.
You pay someone £10 an hour maybe 3 hours, once a week to surface clean your mucky mansion. Well done Ash you’ve really made it hun
‘’Oh sorry, that’s just my cleaning friend who’s here I love her.’’
The women has NO shame! I never get people that feel the need to public service announce they have a cleaner like its an OBE.
You pay someone £10 an hour maybe 3 hours, once a week to surface clean your mucky mansion. Well done Ash you’ve really made it hun
It’s because she’s such a #bossbabe with her lumi #sidehussle and she’s #manifested a cleaner to clean her cheap ikea furniture in her McMansion house. I mean it can’t take long for the cleaner to clean the kitchen, they have take out every night nor her youngest son bedroom cupboard***conveniently gets hoover in shot****
‘’Oh sorry, that’s just my cleaning friend who’s here I love her.’’
The women has NO shame! I never get people that feel the need to public service announce they have a cleaner like its an OBE.
You pay someone £10 an hour maybe 3 hours, once a week to surface clean your mucky mansion. Well done Ash you’ve really made it hun
Jesus, what does she actually do?! Doesn’t cook, clean or look after the kids. Sits all day storying, going to her pt or beauty appointments. Wingers is being bleed dry to fund her***conveniently gets hoover in shot****
‘’Oh sorry, that’s just my cleaning friend who’s here I love her.’’
The women has NO shame! I never get people that feel the need to public service announce they have a cleaner like its an OBE.
You pay someone £10 an hour maybe 3 hours, once a week to surface clean your mucky mansion. Well done Ash you’ve really made it hun
Looks like they have palmed all the kids off again too 
I was going to say, it’s the dads weekend isn’t it so the girls bums won’t have touched the seats and they will be away too.Looks like they have palmed all the kids off again too
Also, wingers doesn’t look white next to you hun, you look like you have been tangoed and then fell over in a vat of fake tan
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