There will be some weird convoluted story which will result in his need to rush to her side and attend the hen do thus requiring the girls to be binned off to their grandparents!!
There’ll be some convoluted story about getting talking to a little old couple who tell her she is most beautiful bride they have ever seen and the most amazing mam and stepmam and she’ll say she’s invited them to the wedding……
Nobody is giggling except maybe at Trash and as for shits that'll be the FK no doubt
Well he’s already hanging about doing the cocktails and food for the ‘pre’s’If he turns up at the hen day/weekend (which is highly likely going by previous occasions) then I don't know whether to think it's a major ick or a walking talking red flag
*basic…..what a typo she’s definitely not magic
The pre drinks are today I think before they go out
“Part of your circle”Proof if it were needed that she doesn't wear knicks under those ridiculous dresses she wears
why is is fan girling trashlie. Losers
Family lawyer, probably met her when she represented Trash in her divorce or it wingers friend who helped him with a prenup
Probably the a&e 'nurse' she used to roll out during the pandemic that was drip feeding her conspiracies about empty hospital and undertakers
