Anyone noticing how Wingers is away so often now, often for a week. Now he's the childcare locked in he's off living his best life....respectfully, in a non toxic fashion, always asking the nanny's opinion, never arguing, sharing the load, being an amazing step dad, tolerating stray cats and a tacky Christmas tree and splashing out on a Pandaro ring from Dubai before he even visited the country all while smelling like a fox in some knock off pyramid deal perfume which is 50p cheaper than the real deal