Ashlie Sugarrushed #12 She’s so huge that her pronouns are fe/fi/fo/fum

[louderforthecheapseats]

I keep saying it’s not the 90s trash, you don’t get awards for not eating the batter or leaving your chips, she’s so disordered
Those girls always look so sad in the blended fam pics…their eyes say so much

 

[Bobby bunny]

sad cow is getting more and more mentally unstable with every post and story she uploads..
Mingers.......your Mrs is a nutter.

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Getting old and worried about your gut
How about stop drinking magic weight loss potions and eat real food

 

[Chezza]

She's absolutely delusional if she thinks she's going to find a decent photographer/videographer four months before her wedding

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Also are we betting she’s just gone for her over 40s check that the NHS offer to everyone and she’s got to spin it as a massive drama
She’s delusional if she finds half of what she wants for a summer wedding with less than 4 months.

 

[tealover]

She's absolutely delusional if she thinks she's going to find a decent photographer/videographer four months before her wedding

Even if she could they'd want to be magicians to make uncle fester and his golddigger look good

 

[troglodyte]

On todays version of “tit that didn’t happen”

I know we don't need confirmation that this is fictional, but if Wingers wandered off as she went to the till, how was he then able to brag to the sales assistant about how rich Ashlie (emphasis on the "lie") is?

 

[Rosieposey]

Never mind the gammy face that hair colour is horrific

 

[ttg111]

I need to see her birth certificate because I can’t believe she’s 40.

 

[I_Like_Tractors]

She looks 55+ in that screenshot above

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

I am looking forward to her ageing even more rapidly for the wedding as she continues to exist on birdseed and booze.

Will she go full virgin bride for the wedding? Or something a bit more appropriate for the grab-a-granny event?

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

I am looking forward to her ageing even more rapidly for the wedding as she continues to exist on birdseed and booze.

Will she go full virgin bride for the wedding? Or something a bit more appropriate for the grab-a-granny event?

I think itl be a dress with a leg split.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I am looking forward to her ageing even more rapidly for the wedding as she continues to exist on birdseed and booze.

Will she go full virgin bride for the wedding? Or something a bit more appropriate for the grab-a-granny event?

She’ll probably do lots of aff links for various high street bridal dresses to get them pennies in and then get something that would t look out of place on my big fat gypsy wedding…there’ll definitely be diamanté

We need a wedding bingo
-golden balls giving her away
- girls dressed like the ugly sisters
-diamanté strapless frock (with split)
- I’m still going Rudding Park, but wouldn’t surprise me if she’s rinsing his every penny and going for Grantley

 

[yellowbrickroad01]

Is she pissed on her stories tonight? The way she is behaving about this frozen mouth is totally OTT. And her face looks really bizarre.

 

[unicornsandmermaids]

Is she pissed on her stories tonight? The way she is behaving about this frozen mouth is totally OTT. And her face looks really bizarre.

It’s like a manic episode isn’t it - she’s unhinged

 

[dangleberries1]

She’ll probably do lots of aff links for various high street bridal dresses to get them pennies in and then get something that would t look out of place on my big fat gypsy wedding…there’ll definitely be diamanté

We need a wedding bingo
-golden balls giving her away
- girls dressed like the ugly sisters
-diamanté strapless frock (with split)
- I’m still going Rudding Park, but wouldn’t surprise me if she’s rinsing his every penny and going for Grantley

They’ll never be able to get into those places at such short notice unless she’s full of tit as as usual and they’ve been booked for ages. The whole short notice thing to boost engagement.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

She might do if it’s on a random Tuesday or Wednesday, if it’s a weekend no matter where it is I agree it’s been booked longer than the 5 minutes she’s claiming

 

[CoffeeFiend]

This is your sign to lay off the fillers. And the pills. And the booze.

 

[I_Like_Tractors]

The caterpillar eyebrows!
For someone who spends so much time on their appearance she looks shocking

 

[Bobby bunny]

if Mingers really cares about his bride to be, then he needs to tell her to put her phone down, and get off Instagram.
The mad, hysterical laughing on her stories is really unsettling...ffs Trash calm down love ‍