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They don't seem to have many friends and its very quickly planned. I recon she'll say they're having a small intimate wedding with immediate family/close friends and it'll be like 40 people in a really opulent room so it looks good and high priced but in reality she's got a last minute availability deal on a midweek date and had a small amount of guests compared to the big show off weddings that are now the norm on insta
The dress will be a size18/20 honest it will be! We’ll get a look at the label as proof
she likes to have a bit of room in it
she likes to have a bit of room in itI’m wondering if it’ll be Yorkshire or Newcastle
Yorkshire I’m calling Rudding or Grantly…and yes midweek, small wedding. She eluded to them sorting it when they were on holiday so no way you’re getting a Friday/Saturday in July that short notice
Yorkshire I’m calling Rudding or Grantly…and yes midweek, small wedding. She eluded to them sorting it when they were on holiday so no way you’re getting a Friday/Saturday in July that short notice
We need to use Tacktastic more often with Trashlie
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We really need to stop giving her ideas
She looks so old now compared to when they first got together. All the lumi crap she peddles has done her no favours
He’s not aged well either, I suppose the amount they drink each and their crappy diet will do that to you
I’m calling it- Golden Arches giving her away or the both of them walking her down the aisle.
and I will take the sweepstake crown in all her glory. Thanking you!
and I will take the sweepstake crown in all her glory. Thanking you!
I'm calling the cat to be the ring bearer, the new, insta friendly, photogenic cat obvs 
The girls will miss it because they want to be at a sleepover
There’s a thread title in there and after this announcement I get the feeling we’ll need one sooner than expectedWe need to use Tacktastic more often with Trashlie
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We really need to stop giving her ideas
That’s hilariousThe girls will miss it because they want to be at a sleepover
It’ll be golden bollocks for sure. And some shite excuse about Oscar having ADHD so he couldn’t cope with it so wonderboy had to step in. And then lots of pictures of him pissed with a cider/beer in his hand because he’s a man don’t you know
I thought the same but lacked inspiration, one of you more creatives will without doubt come up with somethingThere’s a thread title in there and after this announcement I get the feeling we’ll need one sooner than expected
Thread suggestion: Tacktastic Trash, giving married life another bash
Will the Prosecco cart be centre stage?
She can use the one up in the loft cinema room that we never see
That’s the one I meanShe can use the one up in the loft cinema room that we never see
plus all the Primark tat Team Bride pjs---
Oh and don’t forget a chavvy bride hat for the henThat’s the one I mean
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