Ashley James #9 All About Ashley

[oceanblu]

I just can’t deal with that video of her pretending to DJ, the pink glittery drag queen dress, the stabbing of the buttons like she’s got a clue what she’s doing, her cheesy facial expressions and rigid body movements and that stupid eye wink at the end.
Both the words ‘mum’ and ‘DJ’ are used very loosely in that video. I don’t know which she’s worse at to be honest

 

[shovemytitsinyourface]

Real image captured at her last gig

looks like a lovely day x

 

[Glitterbelle]

I thought Reading was a rock festival or has that now changed?

 

[Toffeebythesea]

It must just be so EXHAUSTING to be in her company. I've never known anyone to be so obsessed with themselves. Even when she talks about her son she brings it back to herself.

 

[MidnightRambler]

So she’s actually DJing backstage in a corporate tent, for 25 minutes

Rock and rolllllll

 

[willowtree2]

I mean, Reading was the first festival you went to after GCSE’s. That was the case yearsssss back when I went. I saw 2 bands and spent the rest of the time bladdered at my tent with 30 other people. No one went for the bands I can’t imagine anyones going for Ashley James

 

[oceanblu]

So she’s actually DJing backstage in a corporate tent, for 25 minutes

Rock and rolllllll

so basically to a crowd of about 30 people? superstar DJ!

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

So she’s actually DJing backstage in a corporate tent, for 25 minutes

Rock and rolllllll

Is this for real!?

 

[ketchupmayo17]

Is this for real!?

Can’t wait for her reel of this! Perfectly positioned of course to not show her performing to the tumbleweed.

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

I am crying laughing at her frantically rubbing that cream into her face quickly so she can blow a kiss to camera before the story cuts off. She’s rubbing so erratically she probably hurt herself! Desperately trying not to look at the camera until the kiss. I needed that laugh today

 

[D.W's Library Card]

The DJing video makes me think of a toddler playing with a keyboard and they find that one sound they like and just constantly press the same button over and over again with such enthusiasm.

 

[Cariad]

The DJing video makes me think of a toddler playing with a keyboard and they find that one sound they like and just constantly press the same button over and over again with such enthusiasm.

 

[Instawho?]

Reel clearly filmed in the corner of her home where she has that picture. Mega awks!!

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

No mental blinking when she not made up either, funny that.

 

[willowtree2]

Wonder which pasta she’s going to munch after GB news tonight? What a life she leads

 

[ToolaRoola]

I'm surprised it's only 8. But I think people are sticking around for the blinking

 

[rockhoppernroll]

Real image captured at her last gig

GENIUS! Having a rough parenting day and am so thoroughly cheered up, thanks!

 

[Ss-ldn]

Ha called it! Tommy’s parents looking after Alf for two days. Bet her mum or parents takes over after that.

Also she’s so desperately trying not to do the eye flutter, hilarious

 

[Cariad]

Ha called it! Tommy’s parents looking after Alf for two days. Bet her mum or parents takes over after that.

Also she’s so desperately trying not to do the eye flutter, hilarious

And then she's off to dj at Reading , so that's another weekend someone else will be looking after poor Alf - although he'll probably get more attention from them than he would from his own mother

 

[potatoface431]

Just found this cringe af video of her and her pal disk jockeying