Recap from memory -
The childminder is closed for the school holiday so poor Alf has had to spend time more time than usual being
ignored looked after by his mother.
One day Ashley declared that she was off to babysit her nephew, which had us puzzled as surely no-one in their right mind would ever leave her in sole care of their child?
It turned out that Ash was just along for the
insta ops ride and actually her mum and Tommy did all the child-wrangling while Ash fucked about on her phone. No change there then.
They are choosing the height of summer to have their garden dug up, meaning that their toddler (who isn’t going to the childminder for 6 weeks, remember, and loves his garden playhouse - more on that in a minute) can’t play outside at all! Excellent consideration for your child there once again!
Back to the playhouse, you know the one, that Ashley was
so pleased to find nearby for a reasonable price on FB Marketplace?
Well. Wasn’t it amazingly kind of the company who made
and sold the playhouse to then #gift another garden toy to Alfie afterwards?
WHO KNEW they did that for something you bought secondhand on marketplace?!
Ashley has been seen in a range of increasingly shorter dresses, leaving little to the imagination between that and the low cut boob line she usually goes for. With prices in the hundreds of £ we have no real idea where she is getting her income.
This (and a bored few minutes) led to a nose on Companies House and a discovery that her day-to-day income goes through a business registered as ‘All About Ashley’. How perfect!
Most recently, Ash, Tommy (who has gone waaaaaay down in my estimations) and poor Alf are on a last minute holiday which feels very much like a sneaky #ad.
Alfie has been shoved into kids club every day (except today when he dared to be upset and Ash had to actually ‘keep’ him)
and been left with the babysitting service at night.
He’s living on grated cheese and watermelon (as usual) but mixing it up with spoon-fed bolognaise occasionally.
Ashley will not buy him clothes because
he grows out of them (no, I am not making this up)
What about shoes. Ash? Alf’s are too small.
And Tommy No Balls seems to just be sitting back and allowing this
tit show to unfold.
Grab the popcorn tattlers. I have a feeling this thread might be a good one.
Sorry if I’ve missed anything.
(I’m still sort of suspicious she’s gone to do gender selection in Cyprus)
Edit @Ss-ldn sorry you hadn’t posted when I started mine! I didn’t mean to duplicate! 
