Ashley James #46 Tommy the house Elf - Prisoner of Ash-kaban
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Ada can barely walk, never mind run. And what’s the first thing you think of doing when you’re changing a nappy and your child gets up? Film it, of course. As if she couldn’t have caught her- she’s done this on purpose.
Looks like more staged content, just like Alf in the Doona
Ada holding ‘The Montessori Toddler’ book. Definately going to that Mont nursery in September. Alf mentally acting like a 1 year old in the garden there 
bless his heart
bless his heart
Lol. They’re the least Montessori family ever. Poor little baby Alf.
I don’t know why she thinks it’s funny that she’s too stupid to make a box mix of cupcakes correctly. It takes basic literacy skills, you don’t need to be Nigella or a 50’s housewife. Wait for the cakes to cool before you ice them or it will melt, you melt.
I don’t know why she thinks it’s funny that she’s too stupid to make a box mix of cupcakes correctly. It takes basic literacy skills, you don’t need to be Nigella or a 50’s housewife. Wait for the cakes to cool before you ice them or it will melt, you melt.
It would absolutely blow her tiny little mind that my grandfather was a baker in the 40's ( after he was gassed in WW1 and had to find another profession) and that my mother owned her own newsagent and confectionery business in the 50's (had her own bank account and owned her house too!)
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All this “men are like X” “society thinks Y of mothers” is just total nonsense that only exists in Ashley’s head. Who in 2024 thinks making a box cupcake mix with your children means you are a 1950s housewife??
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Also what happened to only watching Julia Donaldson movies?
Their first time baking? Age 3? Seriously?
Clearly she wanted to rush through the ‘baking’ with Alf as quickly as possible instead of reading the instructions and waiting to mix the icing properly. It was only for content anyway, and now she thinks she’s got funny ‘mum fail’ content out of it.
You haven’t though Trash. You just look pathetic and like you can’t be arsed.
You haven’t though Trash. You just look pathetic and like you can’t be arsed.
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Hey Ash, here’s a top (cheat) tip.
Get a Betty Crocker box
Put the mix in a bowl
Slowly add 300ml fizzy drink (incl. sparkling water)
Bake as per box (cupcakes work better)
Leave to cool (you absolute fool)
Ice.
Eat.
Also works for allergies and my 5yo is more capable than you!
Get a Betty Crocker box
Put the mix in a bowl
Slowly add 300ml fizzy drink (incl. sparkling water)
Bake as per box (cupcakes work better)
Leave to cool (you absolute fool)
Ice.
Eat.
Also works for allergies and my 5yo is more capable than you!
Those baking kits give kids the shits. A couple of my friends found out the hard way 
Why’s Alf in a bleeping highchair for lunch? It’s a beautiful day. Do a picnic. He clearly didn’t make them with her as she would’ve filmed it being the doting mum and he wouldn’t be in the highchair. He couldn’t look less interested to see how ‘his’ creation turned out.
Why’s Alf in a bleeping highchair for lunch? It’s a beautiful day. Do a picnic. He clearly didn’t make them with her as she would’ve filmed it being the doting mum and he wouldn’t be in the highchair. He couldn’t look less interested to see how ‘his’ creation turned out.
What does her and Alf both being ‘as bad as each other’ mean??? He’s 3 FFS!
I’ve just looked again and the emoji covering Ada’s bum isn’t even covering her bum 
Vile mother
Vile mother
Imagine putting a nearly 3.5 year in a baby highchair to eat a yoghurt!!Those baking kits give kids the shits. A couple of my friends found out the hard way
Why’s Alf in a bleeping highchair for lunch? It’s a beautiful day. Do a picnic. He clearly didn’t make them with her as she would’ve filmed it being the doting mum and he wouldn’t be in the highchair. He couldn’t look less interested to see how ‘his’ creation turned out.
Are there any meals or snacks served in that house without the iPad blaring?
Imagine bringing your daughter up 'to be a strong independent woman' yet bringing your son up to be a complete wimp. Because lets face it that's the way its heading now with all this 'Alf loves being a baby' shite. GET THAT KID LOOKED AT BY A PROFESSIONAL YOU twit>
The “famous” seem to enjoy sharing dull content about their kids, like they are in an exclusive club, like mere not celebs don’t have kids and therefore we need to see everything. Seriously a lot of kids are the same, every parent tends to reach the same milestones, some earlier than others. I don’t get the need for us to be shown people’s kids, show me makeup, fashion, amazing holidays etc but kids unless they are unique with something others don’t do then we don’t need boring with it!
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