Ashley James #45 The Science of Parenting - won’t sleep? Won’t eat? Prolapse? Soft play!

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Lurker121

That chicken looks totally raw and absolutely rank! Two nights in a row they’ve had what I would class as very undercooked potatoes. She is totally useless in the kitchen isn’t she.
 
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willowtree2

What the fuck did I just watch? That’s Coco right?

And referring to Ash as his ‘second favourite girl’ after kissing Coco???

Sorry so many fucking red flags there

 
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loveanatter

Alf still with the iPad 3 adults and 2 other children and he still can’t be engaged enough
 
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robertadag

Look at her face when she’s reading through the recipes to jasmine.. the look of disgust on her face that she’s tried to edit out when she says cheeseburger beef rice bowl.. great advert hun
 
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Algeronwashere

robertadag said:
Look at her face when she’s reading through the recipes to jasmine.. the look of disgust on her face that she’s tried to edit out when she says cheeseburger beef rice bowl.. great advert hun
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This made me think maybe she doesn’t get to choose her own recipes when they’re free?

Also, TNB still feeding Alfie with his plate next to him. The iPad needs to go!
 
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willowtree2

robertadag said:
Look at her face when she’s reading through the recipes to jasmine.. the look of disgust on her face that she’s tried to edit out when she says cheeseburger beef rice bowl.. great advert hun
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That was the one she picked for Tommy wasn’t it



ETA-her bra still doesn’t fit
 
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hadtosayit88

So Coco now goes to lovely day too? Suspiciously easy to get a place there at seemingly short notice
 
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littlepup

Screen shot this for the ill fitting bra as willow pointed out but posting still for the daisy hair clip on the pocket
 
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graceanatomy

I'm not going to lie and say the TV has NEVER been on during meal times in my house... but it's pretty rare. They never have a meal without?! There is something so unbelievably sad about them all lined up, little zombies fixated on a little screen right in front of their faces. Gah.
 
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screenfreelookatme

At least put it away for five minutes for the ad and pretend??!
 
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Lurker121

It’s so weird that the girls who are half his age have their plates in front of them yet Alfie is still being spoon fed like a baby. His face always looks sooo glazed over when he’s got that iPad in front of him no wonder he’s not feeding himself. They set that kid up to fail by starting his screen addiction so young.
 
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LoTiLu

I’m shocked every single time I see him in that high chair, mine is a couple months younger than Alf and I can’t even remember the last time she sat in hers, it just looks wrong. Even if he does insist on being fed he can still sit on a proper chair
 
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Ss-ldn

Lurker121 said:
That chicken looks totally raw and absolutely rank! Two nights in a row they’ve had what I would class as very undercooked potatoes. She is totally useless in the kitchen isn’t she.
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Totally useless! No instinct at all - just following the timings on the recipe card, when anyone with half an ounce of cooking skill would look, see that it's not cooked/browned enough and say let's put it in for a bit longer.
Hope she didn't poison anyone with the chicken 🫣
 
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sasbeep

Is Alf even safe in that highchair weight wise?? I’ve genuinely never ever seen a 3.5 year old in a highchair before.

Remember after all the “screen time bans” Ashley would hide the phone and claim they only used it in a restaurant and now it’s clear how much they rely on it for every single activity.
 
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here4thenose4321

That chair is designed to grow with them, he should have all attachments removed and be at the table now.
 
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boundandgagged

That food looked vile and was a really bad advert for hello fresh, the kids looking at the screen is sad, Alfie in a complete daze and being spoon fed is just awful, that poor little boy won't know what's hit him when he goes to nursery or pre school or whatever it is, Ash totally wants comments about her ill fitting bra and clothes, her hair is disgusting, she is a lazy cow because she has so much time on her hands but does fuck all and neglects her children, TNB is turning into a wierdo and Jasmine and Coco need to run for the hills
 
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