Ashley James #43 Loathsome and offensive on a daily basis

[screenfreelookatme]

I’m not sure what zoos are local in Essex, but Hinch was off to the zoo today too. Coincidence? Invite?

 

[willowtree2]

Ashley’s probably more pissed off she took the kids out of Lovely Day for that and still had to pay fees Wonder what Easter will bring. Paternity leave I expect. When does that end for capable parents?

 

[Elle055]

Unfortunately Gyles then fucked it by saying boys shouldn’t show emotions or something stupid like that and 75% of kids not going hungry is good so she’s going to have plenty of fodder for her reel
She always manages to say something painfully obvious (like kids shouldn’t be going hungry) and get “aShLeY tAlKs So MuCh SeNsE” comments but twitter/X isn’t very favourable today.
(yes, slow day for me )

Omg I want to bottle Cat's slow blink and flat smile in this clip

 

[willowtree2]

Guys there’s a new Heidi Alice on the block I hope those aff links are worth the barrage of shitty comments she’s had and a whole 300 likes.

For the blocked:

 

[Autisteuse]

Awful Alfie probably distracts her
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My 5 year old was opening my present (from a wonderful PTA sale at school where they take £2 and choose a gift in the school day last week ) - of course I let him open it. Small joys for excited children who can’t wait.

Spoiler: Merail

Wait until they’re teenagers Ash. My 16 year old hasn’t acknowledged the day AT ALL and honestly it’s really upset me and had me questioning if I’ve gone wrong with raising him.

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This sums it up for her. As long as she is happy (read: spoilt) then it’s all okay. Fuck anyone else and especially the boy child.

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Do you think your 16-year-old may simply have forgotten, or has the hump over something? I’m so sorry you’re upset. You’re an absolutely wonderful mother, despite your eldest’s overlooking of the day. Hopefully they’ll surprise you with an un-Mothers-day gift later in the week, or suddenly and spontaneously tell you how much you mean to them.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

When the warmer weather rolls around, no one’s told her hot air rises… Why not put her cot in Tommy’s room with him if he’s getting up? Oh wait.. she knows full well she’ll wake screaming and wake Jas/Coco up.

Poor Ada

Or, if Ada is out of the master bedroom, Tommy could be allowed back

 

[aggytha]

I can’t believe she put in the clip of her wearing the fucking awful plaster cast awards dress in there like she’s the star of the show every week. It’s hilariously embarrassing

ETA- Lucy Mecks daughter has come out in chicken pox and given the infectious period with Romans party, I bid Ash good luck

Pretty sure Alf had the chickenpox vax (she mentioned Nana took him ages ago!) but don’t remember her mentioning whether he had the second dose or not.

Good luck Ada let’s hope mummy uses her intuition quickly this time and recognises if you are unwell, instead of dragging you round London

Looks like her sleep could be going to shit again then

 

[willowtree2]

They had them gifted, those ones that you can zip as a bag or with two legs. They were £££ but she didn’t pay.
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£62.95 for 1 Tog
£66.95 for 2.5 Tog
£71.95 for 3.5 Tog

And she got one for each child.

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But Ada doesn’t wear hers. I don’t understand this mentality of hers that certain temperatures ie hotter than the sun but without a vest makes a child sleep. A child’s room should always be a comfortable temp regardless. It’s utterly utterly bizarre!

 

[loveanatter]

Oh so it was all for a freebie. Of course it was.

Of course.
I’ve looked at the Peppa afternoon tea bus and it’s £££££

 

[Algeronwashere]

She researches topics for no reason? Who TF has time for this??

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Crying so take a pic

 

[Jjsb]

She really is the gift that just keeps giving

I'm off this week and can't wait to see her on TM!

Wondering if I will join the "Ashley for PM" bandwagon

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Wonder if she has a chaperone taking a child into London this time. Maybe she’s running there

I’m doubtful she’ll take Ada. Probably just had to get her up ready for Rara.

 

[Uncertainhistory]

Comments are v interesting. IG actually hid one for me.

 

[custardcream totaldream]

Saw this and immediately thought of Trashley

 

[willowtree2]

‘Omg it’s like the algorithm knows’

 

[willowtree2]

God her taste in clothes is shocking

Hopefully she isn’t doing the fashion edit on TM 🫠

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

As she loves politics so much I’d love to know her thoughts about the possible new legislation aimed at tightening restrictions on the world of influencers…

It’s all the Tories’ fault. That or trolls.

 

[YahBasic]

Ainhoa Barcelona a relation to Jas?!

Sister sister

 

[willowtree2]

Ash don't lie you just wanted to get your tits out for the gram

She wanted to prove she’s still feeding Ada after I said she isn’t