Ashley James #4 Alf’s not a mistake, I love being a mum. Don’t sexualise me, look at my bum

[Erzxo]

Welcome to the new thread! Title won by @Ss-ldn with 15 likes! Quick recap:

-Ashley loves being a mum, except for the times that she has to do the "boring mum stuff" that doesn't interest her.
- she's put on the Internet how much she doesn't like her son.
- her maternal instinct had come from a book.
- she FINALLY got Alf in a routine, a brand new discovery (not that her followers or tattlers have been saying for months the poor baby needs one!)
- poor Alf fell off the damn bed because she left her one year old asleep alone in an adult bed. Jumped down "trolls" throats when they called her out on it.
- she left Alf with the grandparents to get his one year jabs because she HAD to go to the BRITs.
- she hates being sexualised, but will prance about in her underwear flashing her boobs.
- a TL : DR - she is too self obsessed to be a good mum to Alf & she's just a massive contradiction.

 

[moimoi]

Have to comment on the latest Dyson ad She still manages to jiggle her tits and slut drop while hoovering! Who does she think her audience is? Don’t get me started on the cot neither!

 

[Erzxo]

Have to comment on the latest Dyson ad She still manages to jiggle her tits and slut drop while hoovering! Who does she think her audience is? Don’t get me started on the cot neither!

Oh my Goodness, that slut drop. I cringed for her.

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Who hoovers around a high chair instead of pulling it out the way?

 

[Rainbow1]

The blatant lies annoy me, anyone with eyes can see Alf isn’t in the cot so why have the whole pretend baby crying ?!
He probably wasn’t even there given she says she does ‘work’ when he’s at childminders etc

 

[SwizzleMalarkey]

‘I’ve always said, Dyson put the sect into tech.’
Have you really Ashley, have you?! So cringe, her ads are the worst!
And of course it’s easy to tidy up and clean when your child isn’t even there.

 

[Heyholetsgo]

That is the worst ad I've ever seen the baby is not even there! Like you would be hoovering while they were asleep as well!

 

[MamaLazarou]

Is that a cot bumper she's got in the cot when she shows h r new set up? I know he's not a tiny baby but I don't think it matters. Those things aren't safe.

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Don’t be a troll, Ashley is parenting guru who is right about absolutely everything

the queen needs to give all her money to the nation? The women who is still working in her 90s? Does Ashley give all of her money to the nation? She works so hard stripping off, she must have a bit of money, I’m sure she donates all that to ‘the nation’?

 

[MrsRS]

The cot bumpers are irrelevant as by the time he’s placed in his cot he will be 17.

I cannot believe that dyson ad she’s already said she’s a terrible actress so why would she continue to do things like this!? You e proclaimed to your followers (and non follower lurkers ) that A) you’ve shipped your child off for a few days and B) Alf doesn’t sleep in his cot. So WHY pretend the exact opposite of these for an advert!? Just makes her look completely inauthentic.

 

[Asdfghjkll]

Cot bumpers never safe no matter the age

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

He’s already smashed his head and now she wants to risk suffocation.

Also, love the shock that he sleeps well when he’s not being disturbed by others in the bed. I’m woken by my other half in the bed, and sleep better alone. Same for kids I think

 

[Dicky Tum]

Don’t be a troll, Ashley is parenting guru who is right about absolutely everything

the queen needs to give all her money to the nation? The women who is still working in her 90s? Does Ashley give all of her money to the nation? She works so hard stripping off, she must have a bit of money, I’m sure she donates all that to ‘the nation’?

She is missing a trick here - surely the Queen should be donating her money to all us women who are FoRCeD bY ThE PaTRiaRCHy to do the unpaid labour of looking after our own children. This would solve two of her burning issues in one fell swoop...

Now we just need a solution for trolls/pervs who message her whenever she is in her underwear or jiggling around semi-dressed on her feed. No idea what you could do to fix that though??

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

Alfs poor head

 

[MrsRS]

Makes me absolutely die that she’s crediting that paid sleep specialist for this! She’s moved him to his cot at 13 months and is surprised he slept well. Funny how the rest of the nation don’t need a therapist to tell them this is the right thing to do for your child… just we all do it a lot earlier so our children don’t have rubbish sleep for the first year of their life!

 

[Asdfghjkll]

Makes me absolutely die that she’s crediting that paid sleep specialist for this! She’s moved him to his cot at 13 months and is surprised he slept well. Funny how the rest of the nation don’t need a therapist to tell them this is the right thing to do for your child… just we all do it a lot earlier so our children don’t have rubbish sleep for the first year of their life!

This! I’m all for room sharing but it has to work for your child and your family (obviously once they hit 6 months). If it’s not working for one member, then you stop, it’s not rocket science. You don’t get a medal for room sharing beyond 6 months…

I only started looking at this thread yesterday and now I can’t stand her!

 

[SwizzleMalarkey]

She says that now feels like the right time to move him into his cot, surely the right time would have been before he fell out of bed and almost cracked his head open!

 

[Lurker121]

I hate how she makes out she does everything by her instinct, when actually everything she does and the choices she makes with regards to Alfie are all to suit her needs. She says now is the right time to move him into his cot, but actually he should have gone in his cot months and months ago so he could get a decent sleep instead of spending his first 13 months absolutely knackered, but she couldn’t be bothered to try. Yes the transition may be a bit disruptive initially but babies adapt so well. She’s an idiot. His poor head looks so bad today.

 

[DoctorFlocci]

Hugely impressed with Alf that he got any sleep at all in that room. So much stimulation, so little chill.
Including his mother using flash photography at bedtime. I must try that when I’m trying to get to sleep, I’m sure it will be helpful. Especially post vaccine & head injury.

 

[Stewart123]

Totally honest post. I’m actually really impressed that he’s now sleeping straight through to 5.30am. All she seems to have changed is stopping breastfeeding and putting him to bed at a normal time. As a parent to a 1yr old who still gets up multiple times a night, i’m jealous! Has anyone used her sleep consultant before? Is there a magic sleep secret that she shares?!