Ashley James #39 Fighting the patriarchy one breast out at a time.

[dippydoodum]

Absolutely.

Also:
She was single for six years
She doesn’t need a partner but she forced Tommy to be her boyfriend
She misses London
She has a friend for every occasion
She went through lockdown
She can’t believe how much has changed from being single to cohabiting with two children

How has she forced Tommy to be her boyfriend? Seems an odd thing to say, lol how do you force someone?

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Just noticed the shoes! Not on in the playroom!!

(quite why they’re in the dining room though is anyone’s guess)

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I'm so confused. She's put Ada to bed in the doona? Like, did she put her in awake and just pushed her around the room til she fell asleep? Does Ash have any kind of 'bedtime' routine with Ada that she's spoken about before?

Boobs her to sleep. I guess this is plan B
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Is the dollhouse fixed? Or was there another level?

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Ryan Thomas has been round tho! He could’ve done it too. TNB looked the happiest I’ve ever seen him in Ryan’s stories

True love in hi-vis PE kit

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

I’m getting sponsored Wuka ads with Ashley. Wonder who’s paying for that! Is she desperate for the clicks?

 

[littlepup]

I won’t be surprised if he’s at school in Frinton.

Yes that’s what I was meaning. So she can get rid of him from primary age and not pay for boarding. I was being faceticious but could genuinely see it.

living with TNB and the no balls clan? there aren't very many boarding schools in that part of the world.

Regardless, boarding in most schools starts at 9-10 years old. This is due to increased costs so schools have had to limit, but also because its not in the developmental interests of the child to be boarding before then. The school i boarded at briefly used to start at 7 but now they only start at 9.

Besides, i really doubt they can afford it.

 

[Flossie2]

It would appear that Tommy is, infact, a 1950’s housewife.

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Stop it! Just brilliant

 

[Raa]

At my kids swimming they make them wear a swimming hat. Maybe the swim school have said he needs to wear one or tie his hair back and she’s refusing to do anything about it

 

[sasbeep]

Yeah, I was agreeing with what you were saying - just pointing out that she’s <one year old rather than nearly two. I have been saying I’ve “just had a baby” since I had my first over four years ago though Anything to cut myself more slack

Oh I just seen what I posted … typo I meant to say nearly 1!!!

 

[BB09]

They’re even worse close up

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Oh great now I’ve got that jimmy Nail song in my head

 

[willowtree2]

I was going to suggest they’re writing a parenting book together. Silly me lovely evening x
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Hope Jasmine is witnessing, and not buying the house with the shit windows.

But there’s zebra crossings so extra safe

 

[Heyholetsgo]

Here for the re cap as always

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Is this the house she bought on the help to buy scheme that she now illegally rents out.

Yes the Battersea flat
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With the pink kitchen which will be either a blessing or a curse when she sells!

 

[PutConbeforethehearse]

“Hardly been on my phone all day” leaving Alf stood there on his own to film….while the videographer is also there filming. What a twat. Enjoy the party WITH him for fucks sake

She’s not filming her first born either. Her hand is higher and gaze is at Chase (she we that is?)

The videographer is the one focussed on Alf.

 

[hollyfairy]

£100 surcharge for crunchy curls on a Sunday too. That’s probably a year of haircuts at a local barber for Alf.

Do you think she pays full whack? I bet she doesn’t!

 

[Raa]

I love seeing breastfeeding photos OF MY OWN CHILD, but I just don't understand why she has to show them to all of her followers - constantly! I do not think breastfeeding mums should be hidden away, but when it is in your own bed, at night, WHY SHARE IT? She is SUCH an attention seeker. Did she share the same photos when Alf was a baby?

Yeah it was the same with Alf it’s all about her and getting attention

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

I wonder what carton of milk she gets given at lovely day

If it’s not this (or the oat) I’ll be very surprised

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

How loud is that white noise machine in Alf’s room

They’d never hear him call out or cry in the night over that.

 

[Farkingherkin]

Re. Car seat sleeping
Surely you wouldn't be also able to detect if baby has stopped breathing in the rear view mirror when driving? Same as if the monitor is on them at home?

I have always made sure I'm watching the monitor carefully (which is directed on her torso and face) no blankets, positioned well, not wearing too many layers etc. She's also almost 1.

I would never put my baby to sleep for night time in a car seat. If she needed to be upright I would settle in for the evening in bed with her on my chest! And also you can't even see Ada's face on the monitor.

I'm curious as to if other parents do what I do or just end the nap when the car journey is finished? I obviously want to keep my baby safe, I didn't realise people didn't do this. As I thought it was ok for baby to sleep in the car seat for up to 2 hours.

 

[Lurker121]

I just had a look at that Kat Shoobs page. Her little boy only turned two in September?! I thought he looked much older than Alfie!