Ashley James #38 My family One I regret (Alf), One I love (Ada), one I'm indifferent about (TNB)

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Genuinely thought I was on the Hinch thread when I read this

They are all cut from the same cloth it seems
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It’s got to be spliced because no one has a spare twenty minutes available to watch a three year old climb a few stairs

He must climb those stairs multiple times a day? Do they just pick him up and carry him? Even if that was the first time he’d seen stairs in his life, you’d expect way more from a kid his age. How is this years of constant practice?!? It’s very sad. I guess he’ll just get there in his own time

It splices (sp?) 5 times when Alfie enters. Not just because she’s cut herself out (it jumps when she does that too) but because it clearly took him too long to get up there for the clip to be “funny”. He struggles with the very first step out of the shot before he even gets to the main stairs

 

[willowtree2]

40 comments but not a single one about Alf on the stairs. He will be 3 in four days!

I do wonder if her followers aren’t aware that Alfs turning 3 and not 2

 

[madmare01]

I hate this trend of saying you hate spending time with your kids.
I go back to work on Monday and I’m gutted I won’t be spending my days with my daughter (an I’m lucky enough to only work until 3 most days with).
Excluding single mums (and those single mums in relationships!) as I’ve been a single mum to an autistic son who did.not.stop.talking for 10 years so I know how exhausting it is so a free pass to those

I went back to work Tuesday after two weeks off and spent the whole of Monday crying because I didn’t want to go back and leave my boy! And I only work 3 days a week so have 4 days with him. Trash doesn’t spend any time with her kids even when they are off the childminder…where are the kids today whilst she is maniacally tidying??

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

I genuinely would not hide under a coat to avoid my child.

(I do sometimes take a bit longer in the loo just for a sit down but he knows where I am)

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

I genuinely would not hide under a coat to avoid my child.

(I do sometimes take a bit longer in the loo just for a sit down but he knows where I am)

This is my calendar. My teenager burst out laughing at the idea of me going to the loo without my youngest, and/or the dog!

 

[Sage245]

I went back to work Tuesday after two weeks off and spent the whole of Monday crying because I didn’t want to go back and leave my boy! And I only work 3 days a week so have 4 days with him. Trash doesn’t spend any time with her kids even when they are off the childminder…where are the kids today whilst she is maniacally tidying??

I work full time and also sobbed at the nursery gates (after I’d dropped my girl) following our two weeks together
Ashley is not normal

 

[LoTiLu]

So they’ve got loads of trinkets and heavy tit on the shelves, but it’s the toys that need to be locked away with child proofing. It’s the playroom for fucks sake!

 

[sasbeep]

Oh wow the play room gets worse! Alf isn’t allowed in any other room of the house but he isn’t even allowed to get at his own toys, the cupboards have a child lock!! Who on earth locks toys away in a playroom?!

 

[Fuzzyslippers22]

Each to their own... but she's stomping around on their play mat in shoes

 

[ItsRebekahVardysAccount]

She’s locked the toys away what

 

[dippydoodum]

I was just about to say the same, why the duck are toys locked away!? I get rotation is fun but keep the others in their room and swap boxes every now and then? Very odd?

 

[willowtree2]

Nana had them for Off You duck Friday then.

She’s pathetic

 

[loveanatter]

Nana had them for Off You duck Friday then.

She’s pathetic

Honestly. I go from being jealous that she has so much help (Nana basically) when we have none to being angry she decided to have children to never have them to feeling sorry for them children never getting their Mum!

 

[willowtree2]

Honestly. I go from being jealous that she has so much help (Nana basically) when we have none to being angry she decided to have children to never have them to feeling sorry for them children never getting their Mum!

This mum of 4 who’s only just sat down for the day at 9:20pm completely gets you I go between feeling thankful that I can somewhat cope because we have no choice or help, to wishing I had her money and help. Atleast we know we aren’t tit mums xx

 

[loveanatter]

This mum of 4 who’s only just sat down for the day at 9:20pm completely gets you I go between feeling thankful that I can somewhat cope because we have no choice or help, to wishing I had her money and help. Atleast we know we aren’t tit mums xx

Exactly that! I can’t imagine paying someone to look after Ada from being so little but the odd day help would be very welcome. Maybe because she got to tidy the playroom in peace and everytime I try they wreck everything I’ve done but I do feel for those kids with no relationship with her. I’ll forever be grateful to be their number one but I wouldn’t mind a day off! Xx

 

[screenfreelookatme]

She’s pushing this ADHD angle hard this week, isn’t she?

 

[willowtree2]

She’s pushing this ADHD angle hard this week, isn’t she?
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And desperate for a Rheal Ad again since every other insta fucker is drinking it

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

“So many of you have asked about our cupboard locks, here they are”

#Afflink

 

[willowtree2]

Am I missing something in that she thinks it’s genius a hack to keep toys in smaller boxes so you take one at a time?

 

[starshine89]

& good luck keeping them all in the right box