She could have just put it on a usb stick and asked someone to take it out once it was done
And a banana cos she’s too “ busy “ to eat oh I do love these DJ farces She’s a jokeWonder if she'll get TNB to lay out her pyjamas on her bed when they get home while he's consigned to the spare room again
I cackled at thisI made a Spotify playlist so I'm a DJ now. Catch me at my local DFS next week guys.
I’m sure Ashley has a view or two on speed dating…. We shall probably get an essay on that when she gives us the breakdown of her gig.The best bit is, the reason they all got kicked out at 9.30 is that there’s a speed dating event started at 10 in the same place
I had to get out of bed, choking from laughing at thisThey could have borrowed a gibbon from London zoo to press a button and no one would know any different.
She has another child?All this logistics and juggling bollocks that must of us have been doing since the minute we were pregnant with a second child.
But also- it’s very much ‘it’s soooo expensive, but you poor peasants probably can’t afford it, so here are cheaper versions for you… poor poor people!’View attachment 2270605
How fuming would you be if you were that “too expensive” company that gifted her the initials necklace?!
also, she looks SO trashy in this photo.