bUt sHe cAnT PuT aDa DoWn .....no one else can possibly hold golden child and she left the only baby rocker in the whole of the U.K. in FranceShe really does need to wash that shit out of her hair. Bet it stinks by now.
You forgot #ad. Tut.Oh I hear you!
It’s been a bit of a week here (when isn’t it) so last night after the 4 year old was asleep, I left the 15 year old in charge and walked the dog. It was bloody amazing. That was my self-care this week (along with these which I highly recommend https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/306926577 )
I wish they were #giftedYou forgot #ad. Tut.
The mouth thing and ‘can you cope?!’ is the newWhat’s going on with this things in her mouth phase? Is it for the fetish creeps?
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Is that the Bump Suit back?!
‘I thought it would be easier the second time around’. That’s the crux of it, isn’t it? Mega-Mum thought she’d got it sussed with her placid firstborn and is realising that no, actually, kids are hard.Bet she smells like a roast chicken with that rosemary oil on. Your meant to put it on at night and wash it off in the morning
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ETA- ‘Been harder with her than Alf’
Is that because you didn’t give a shit about Alf? Amazing how a happy content baby who never cries can’t ever be put down. She’s the shittest liar. Can’t even do a vax post without demonising AlfAtleast she finally got his age correct.
Or when she balanced her on the sofa!!Let’s remember, when she goes on about the fact she has to hold Ada ALL THE TIME, that she was down yesterday (on the dining table in a sleepyhead) and the world didn’t end
I find it so bizarre when mums try and claim they can’t wash their hair for days at a time?! I can literally have a shower in just over two minutes and in that time scrub myself all over and quickly wash my hair with 3-in-1 Pantene as a bare minimum?! You don’t need a 15 minute hair mask in order to have fresh, clean hairSorry I’m confused? Why has she been unable to wash her hair for 10 days? Does that mean she hasn’t showered for 10 days? If you are in the shower quickly wash your hair? God she’s insufferable!
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