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ToolaRoola
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"New mum out of lockdown"
Oh FFS, is everything going to be compared and each sentence finished with "....out of lockdown".
Plus you aren't a *new* mum, you've supposedly been a mum for the last 2 years, although that's extremely debatable.
Oh FFS, is everything going to be compared and each sentence finished with "....out of lockdown".
Plus you aren't a *new* mum, you've supposedly been a mum for the last 2 years, although that's extremely debatable.
ToolaRoola
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"Tommy works in tech so we liked the link" 
FFS, he's not Elon Musk or Steve Jobs - he's an account manager at a tech firm!
Now give us the story we really want - what name did you originally pick that Tommy's brother said sounded like a porn star.
FFS, he's not Elon Musk or Steve Jobs - he's an account manager at a tech firm!Now give us the story we really want - what name did you originally pick that Tommy's brother said sounded like a porn star.
yourealiar
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Most mums: it’s so nice to be a mum out of lockdown so I can take my new baby to sensory classes etc
Ashley James as a second time mum: it’s so nice to be a mum out of lockdown so I can put myself first as usual because I’m the most important person in Ashley James world. I see having the female she’s always desired has sorted her priorities out
Also, when is she going to realize that it wasn’t just mums that missed out during lockdown?! We all had to go without you big turd. People came out of lockdown without some of their loved ones but poor little Ashley couldn’t get her nails done boo fucking hoo!
Ashley James as a second time mum: it’s so nice to be a mum out of lockdown so I can put myself first as usual because I’m the most important person in Ashley James world. I see having the female she’s always desired has sorted her priorities out
Also, when is she going to realize that it wasn’t just mums that missed out during lockdown?! We all had to go without you big turd. People came out of lockdown without some of their loved ones but poor little Ashley couldn’t get her nails done boo fucking hoo!
InTheDollsHouse
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Bet Alf doesn’t
No_f_in_clue
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This made me 
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InTheDollsHouse
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MillionDollarBaby
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Let’s be honest. Alfs hair has been cut so he looks good in the magazine pictures.
No_f_in_clue
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Ashley James #22 The only faecal incontinence she has is everything that comes out her mouth
Ashley James #22 The only faecal incontinence she has is everything that comes out her mouth
The lies in her latest reel -
“especially after loss” - I remember her particularly cold announcement of that chemical pregnancy. She said at the time she didn’t know she was pregnant for more than a day or two and then the loss was so early she wasn’t upset but felt like she should mention it anyway because it is good content to have a miscarriage.
Then “alf woke at 3am for 6 weeks” sorry but that simply did not happen. It was a week maybe and involved an extended frinton stay for him!
“first trimester I was so sick” WAS SHE?! I’m sure we’d have had multiple reels and selfies of her suffering. Instead she went to Cyprus, Italy, Ireland and Reading to DJ whilst people charge their phones. There are photo shoots, day trips and date nights documented throughout this time, and she looks fine. Im sure she had some nausea but not to the extent she’s claiming. “Without the ability to rest” - what I do remember was her MIL coming round often so Ash could nap in the afternoons. She’s full of shit!
“especially after loss” - I remember her particularly cold announcement of that chemical pregnancy. She said at the time she didn’t know she was pregnant for more than a day or two and then the loss was so early she wasn’t upset but felt like she should mention it anyway
Then “alf woke at 3am for 6 weeks” sorry but that simply did not happen. It was a week maybe and involved an extended frinton stay for him!
“first trimester I was so sick” WAS SHE?! I’m sure we’d have had multiple reels and selfies of her suffering. Instead she went to Cyprus, Italy, Ireland and Reading to DJ whilst people charge their phones. There are photo shoots, day trips and date nights documented throughout this time, and she looks fine. Im sure she had some nausea but not to the extent she’s claiming. “Without the ability to rest” - what I do remember was her MIL coming round often so Ash could nap in the afternoons. She’s full of shit!
Imagine posting a video pretending to be having your last cuddle with your first born and even worse PRETENDING to cry over the video which you know is a fake and is just a stock video filmed weeks before.
She’s so embarrassing.
yourealiar
Active member
A bronze statue of herself?? it doesn’t even look bronze. Looks like she’s had herself made into one of the wooden sculptures from the gruffalo trail! That or a chocolate model of herself… I wouldn’t put this past her to be honest, if she could eat herself she so would 
imagine being with someone so obsessed with themselves?!
And it’s blatantly obvious she’s at the hotel/hospital. Maybe if she wasn’t such an over sharer and sold her whole life to Instagram she might have been able to keep her birth a bit more of a secret. Tragic
it doesn’t even look bronze. Looks like she’s had herself made into one of the wooden sculptures from the gruffalo trail! That or a chocolate model of herself… I wouldn’t put this past her to be honest, if she could eat herself she so would imagine being with someone so obsessed with themselves?!And it’s blatantly obvious she’s at the hotel/hospital. Maybe if she wasn’t such an over sharer and sold her whole life to Instagram she might have been able to keep her birth a bit more of a secret. Tragic
InTheDollsHouse
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ooh scandalous
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Absolutely howling. Could there be anything more narcissistic than getting a bronze statue made of your own body to put pride of place on your mantelpiece.
Firefliesaremagic
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Did she actually say in that caption ‘it’s quite scary posing naked’??!
I’ve seen her almost naked more than I’ve seen myself…she’s hanging her tits and butt out all over Instagram on an almost daily basis. What a twat.
I’ve seen her almost naked more than I’ve seen myself…she’s hanging her tits and butt out all over Instagram on an almost daily basis. What a twat.
Heyholetsgo
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Should be called Instagram Leave instead of Maternity Leave for her really.