She's absolutely terrified of getting older as she thinks once you're past 35 , life ends and you become this sensible, boring harridan , so she pumps her face full of Botox and fillers , prances about in her underwear ( not sure why she thinks that empowers women) and generally rages against societal normsSorry what? Such warped ideas. I don’t think I ever felt “in my 30s”. She has to pigeon hole everything. Did it make her feel young or old? I don’t even get it.
She contradicts herself by insisting it’s alright to age & go your own pace meanwhile she’s totally preoccupied with it.
She’s also ticked off near all the milestones she claims aren’t important at a relatively young age. Mum of 2, 2 x homeowner, long term relationship, career goals met, well travelled by 35. Tell us again how it’s ok to do things differently
She has this mythical thing about being 30 because after that age she’s bang average.
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*baby girlSo glad I've found this thread! This women gets on my absolute tits. Also not sure if anyone knows this but she's having a girl
She won't shit for two weeksIf she thinks sneezing is painful while pregnant I absolutely cannot wait to see how she copes with a post c section sneeze
Right. There are so many things to unpick in that question response. But not wanting a boy because of the way men treated you before?! A literal baby that you have to keep alive, that has no thoughts about anything other than cuddles from their mum, a clean bum and milk. And she didn't want that?! How fucked do you ybhave to be to project onto an innocent baby?!Imagine desiring the sex of your baby based on your dogs gender. Who you then got rid of
Probably TMI, but after my first it took me about 2 weeks to poop (forceps delivery) and when it happened, my husband was cheering from the living room. Can't remember the last time a poo felt so satisfying 🥲She won't shit for two weeks
I'd like to see her cope with working 12 hrs on a paediatric ward....a good friend's daughter has just had her first child and was working as a ward sister right up until 3 weeks before her daughter was born*baby girl
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I’m laughing so much. Did you know prolapses come and go? They only appear when you’ve been on your feet all day!
Oh thetrauma a Braxton hick brings
100%!! One of the worst things post section (after waking up from general anaesthesia) was given water for my dry mouth and it going down the way and needing to cough while lying down, omg.If she thinks sneezing is painful while pregnant I absolutely cannot wait to see how she copes with a post c section sneeze
Is she having a c section?If she thinks sneezing is painful while pregnant I absolutely cannot wait to see how she copes with a post c section sneeze
If she had it her way she’d do a shoot on the steps of the Lindo wingI'd like to see her cope with working 12 hrs on a paediatric ward....a good friend's daughter has just had her first child and was working as a ward sister right up until 3 weeks before her daughter was born
Of course she's going to be the first mother to have ever birthed her baby girl by c section and tell us all how to cope
having had a cat 1 CS with rapid anaesthetic induction, planned CS with spinal block and VBAC at 35 weeks with only gas and air I'd take the vaginal birth every time ( I was eating dried apricots , dark chocolate and strong coffee for days to get my bowels going again!)
Wonder if she's going to get her makeup artist to glam her up for her post birth photoshoot at hospital?cos you just know she has a shoot booked with OK or Hello
Yes elective because of Alf’s traumatic birthIs she having a c section?
What was traumatic about it? Or was it just that she had to be like every other zeleb and had to have a traumatic birthYes elective because of Alf’s traumatic birth
She wanted an epidural in a birthing pool in the later stages of labour but was refused. She also refused to be examined. Says she had no pain relief apart from tens machine, pethidine and gas and air - she said she even managed a sleep! So the NHS are unreasonable nobheads basically for not bowing to her every demand. She threw her toys out the pram and now calls it traumaWhat was traumatic about it? Or was it just that she had to be like every other zeleb and had to have a traumatic birth
Don’t forget she was offered an epidural earlier but said she thought she was over the worst of it so said no!Also with her garden reel, where’s the ramp from the seating area to the grass? How are wheelchair users supposed to get from the table to the garden when there’s only steps going down?
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She wanted an epidural in a birthing pool but was refused. She also refused to be examined. Says she had no pain relief apart from tens machine, pethidine and gas and air - she said she even managed a sleep! So the NHS are unreasonable nobheads basically for not bowing to her every demand
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