Thanks @InTheDollsHouse for the thread title.
There were so many great suggestions as Ash is the gift that just keeps giving (but not to her son).
Crazy it's only been 3 weeks since the last thread. So much to recap, I'm sure I've missed some corkers.
Alf continued to disturb Ashley's sleep by awaking multiple times in the night. Ashley ensured he got back to sleep by using flash photography in his face, oh, and in hers too as she faked sleep next to him taking multiple selfies.
Then she dropped the bombshell that they weren't buying their own son a Christmas gift. It's ok though, she brought the entire back catalogue of 'That's not my...' books for his childminder where he can enjoy them but he's still not allowed to borrow books from a library as he has to learn to be 'Kind'. At the same aforementioned childminders, Alf plays with a kitchen that he LOVES, but Ash didn't see the point in letting him have the same enjoyment at home. (Don't worry though,Snoops mum Ashley's mum rectified this by buying him a similar one for Christmas).
Ash continued to dress like a walking Pinterest advertisement. Beige and bland, but do not fear, the underwear shots still made a weekly appearance.
Tommy couldn't go to France as nobody did their research and his Passport wasn't accepted.
Thankfully his Passport was renewed so they could enjoy a last-minute, cheaper than BA, long haul flight to the Maldives.
Ashley is currently enjoying her break by pretending she's at home, describing the entire contents of her luggage by means of undeclared affiliated links. I'm sure the 78p she'll earn will go far towards paying off that holiday bill.
And last but not least, we discovered she is telepathic . What a skill she has kept hidden. I think the telepathy only works when you're in close range, bit like a TV remote needs to point at a TV, Ashley actually has to spend time with her son in order for the vibes to transmit.
Lovely day
There were so many great suggestions as Ash is the gift that just keeps giving (but not to her son).
Crazy it's only been 3 weeks since the last thread. So much to recap, I'm sure I've missed some corkers.
Alf continued to disturb Ashley's sleep by awaking multiple times in the night. Ashley ensured he got back to sleep by using flash photography in his face, oh, and in hers too as she faked sleep next to him taking multiple selfies.
Then she dropped the bombshell that they weren't buying their own son a Christmas gift. It's ok though, she brought the entire back catalogue of 'That's not my...' books for his childminder where he can enjoy them but he's still not allowed to borrow books from a library as he has to learn to be 'Kind'. At the same aforementioned childminders, Alf plays with a kitchen that he LOVES, but Ash didn't see the point in letting him have the same enjoyment at home. (Don't worry though,
Ash continued to dress like a walking Pinterest advertisement. Beige and bland, but do not fear, the underwear shots still made a weekly appearance.
Tommy couldn't go to France as nobody did their research and his Passport wasn't accepted.
Thankfully his Passport was renewed so they could enjoy a last-minute, cheaper than BA, long haul flight to the Maldives.
Ashley is currently enjoying her break by pretending she's at home, describing the entire contents of her luggage by means of undeclared affiliated links. I'm sure the 78p she'll earn will go far towards paying off that holiday bill.
And last but not least, we discovered she is telepathic . What a skill she has kept hidden. I think the telepathy only works when you're in close range, bit like a TV remote needs to point at a TV, Ashley actually has to spend time with her son in order for the vibes to transmit.
Lovely day