Ibiza Bohemia meets UK cosy-ness, dear god
I didnāt think anything could be worse than her mis-matched kitchen, how wrong I was. Wtf is that tray of tat on top of the chest?! So much clutter for such a small space. Iām embarrassed for her.
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Ibiza Bohemia meets UK cosy-ness, dear god
I didnāt think anything could be worse than her mis-matched kitchen, how wrong I was. Wtf is that tray of tat on top of the chest?! So much clutter for such a small space. Iām embarrassed for her.
You are more than welcome beaut!!! Donāt forget this insta life aināt realEee Iām screaming how cute are youI need that! Thankyou so much
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The whole room is such a headache.
wtf even is Ibizan vibes and U.K. coziness
this room is a mess. End of story
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the whole house is a mess tbhYou are more than welcome beaut!!! Donāt forget this insta life aināt real
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The whole room is such a headache.
wtf even is Ibizan vibes and U.K. coziness
this room is a mess. End of story
Has she really just said āwe spent our first ever summer together travelling and watching sunsetsā ?! Sheās really trying to force this fake romance isnāt sheā¦
They literally went to Amsterdam (once I think?!) and Ibiza (at most) 2-3 times together for like 3/4 nights max each time. Not a single trip over the summer (or even to this day
) was just the two of them - every single trip was with his mates because she tagged along. You keep kidding yourself AML but your summer was spent behind sweaty DJ booths with a group of lads for hours on end 
They literally went to Amsterdam (once I think?!) and Ibiza (at most) 2-3 times together for like 3/4 nights max each time. Not a single trip over the summer (or even to this day
) was just the two of them - every single trip was with his mates because she tagged along. You keep kidding yourself AML but your summer was spent behind sweaty DJ booths with a group of lads for hours on end itās giving shipping container like someone else said beforeView attachment 2026308View attachment 2026320
Ibiza Bohemia meets UK cosy-ness, dear god
I didnāt think anything could be worse than her mis-matched kitchen, how wrong I was. Wtf is that tray of tat on top of the chest?! So much clutter for such a small space. Iām embarrassed for her.
Waaaay too big for the space, would suit a bigger room with a higher ceiling
Getting high off your face on drugs and spending most of your holidays with other people, dancing behind sweaty dj booths isnāt really romantic!
She literally flew out to Miami and kipped on someoneās sofa so she could be around him. All she did was get high n drunk at Miami music festival. No sunset chasing that time.
she tries so hard to make little things into bigger things all the time.
Youāre not a romance / couples influencer - your man is a sorry excuse for a man. He does duck all to help you with your house and letās be honest heād prefer a night away listening to Alisha DJ than spend it with you..
Youāre not an interior design / home influencer - for starters you donāt even know the real definition of
BESPOKE we wonāt even discuss how crap your new build looks 
Youāre not a fitness influencer - you make out you get up every morning at 5am to gym but so far youāve done it 5 times in the whole 3 months youāve been there. You got given a free plan and PT routine and couldnāt be bothered to finish your contractual agreement with him cause youāre weak as tit and spent all your time stuffing your face with pizza and booze.
All you have is the odd grifted item and crappy hair burst where youāve recycled the same greasy sweaty pic over and over. You literally influence nothing
Iād say the only thing you should do babe, advertise whoever your sunbed shop and nasal tanner supplier is because youāve gone from your natural white skin back to bronzed again
but we wonāt DM you asking incase you go in a mood and try and pass it off as youāre natural skin colour
She literally flew out to Miami and kipped on someoneās sofa so she could be around him. All she did was get high n drunk at Miami music festival. No sunset chasing that time.
she tries so hard to make little things into bigger things all the time.
Youāre not a romance / couples influencer - your man is a sorry excuse for a man. He does duck all to help you with your house and letās be honest heād prefer a night away listening to Alisha DJ than spend it with you..
Youāre not an interior design / home influencer - for starters you donāt even know the real definition of
BESPOKE we wonāt even discuss how crap your new build looks Youāre not a fitness influencer - you make out you get up every morning at 5am to gym but so far youāve done it 5 times in the whole 3 months youāve been there. You got given a free plan and PT routine and couldnāt be bothered to finish your contractual agreement with him cause youāre weak as tit and spent all your time stuffing your face with pizza and booze.
All you have is the odd grifted item and crappy hair burst where youāve recycled the same greasy sweaty pic over and over. You literally influence nothing
Iād say the only thing you should do babe, advertise whoever your sunbed shop and nasal tanner supplier is because youāve gone from your natural white skin back to bronzed again
but we wonāt DM you asking incase you go in a mood and try and pass it off as youāre natural skin colour 
Asher I donāt tan Mary Louā¦. Terrible pic but the wrists and the patchy finger tan!
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Given the way she went on about how big the lounge was, the bespoke panelled wall looks to be in spitting distance from the end of the corner sofa, dare I say it even my lounge in my non bespoke 90s semi is bigger 
her living room is as tiny as her personalityGiven the way she went on about how big the lounge was, the bespoke panelled wall looks to be in spitting distance from the end of the corner sofa, dare I say it even my lounge in my non bespoke 90s semi is bigger
I do genuinely think if you like whatās in your house then thatās all that matters, regardless if it goes or not BUT Asher goes on like sheās an interior designer when sheās clearly not. She says about the vibes and why sheās chosen what she has and she just doesnāt have a clue what looks good like she thinks she does! Hope this makes sense lol.
She doesnāt understand āless is moreā in every aspect of her life. Her house design choices, her own clothing style, her over-bearing personality, her determination to make Charley a husband after 8 weeksā¦ she seems to get 19728394 ideas into her head and just mashes them all together and hopes for the best but itās always too much and ends up looking cheap/ridiculous.
In what WORLD does Ibiza/villa vibes meet Welsh/cosy vibes? It doesnāt. Just pick a theme of one or the other and stick to it. If she never turned her other rooms into wardrobes she might be able to do something nice with each room but she canāt now so is left with the lounge to butcher. Oh and the weird Egyptian corner of the kitchen which has no relevance to either her or Charleyās life the house is turning into a tacky souvenir shop at this point.
also that quartz splash back that has replaced the old black one in her kitchen just looks like an after-thought, as if they had a spare bit of quartz and wanted to use it up so made do with it as a splash back. Either change all the worktops in the kitchen to the same quartz or donāt have it at all trying to make it look āexpensiveā. The kitchen doesnāt tie in with thekitchen island fixed dining table at all!
In what WORLD does Ibiza/villa vibes meet Welsh/cosy vibes? It doesnāt. Just pick a theme of one or the other and stick to it. If she never turned her other rooms into wardrobes she might be able to do something nice with each room but she canāt now so is left with the lounge to butcher. Oh and the weird Egyptian corner of the kitchen which has no relevance to either her or Charleyās life
the house is turning into a tacky souvenir shop at this point.also that quartz splash back that has replaced the old black one in her kitchen just looks like an after-thought, as if they had a spare bit of quartz and wanted to use it up so made do with it as a splash back. Either change all the worktops in the kitchen to the same quartz or donāt have it at all trying to make it look āexpensiveā. The kitchen doesnāt tie in with the
their not even married and sheās claiming his surname
Not wearing make up is now something quirky as well 
now I am no skin expert but those donāt look freckles or because of being mixed race but more like really bad sun damage!
now I am no skin expert but those donāt look freckles or because of being mixed race but more like really bad sun damage!
but on her YouTube videos she has the skin smoothing x100000. So liberatingNot wearing make up is now something quirky as well
Did I read it right that they have ordered a sofa for the kitchen? Where the hell is that going to go!!!
The light over the artwork tho! Itās like a bleeping museum piece
Iāve seen home accounts doing this but it actually looks ok so no doubt sheās just copying others and failing againThe light over the artwork tho! Itās like a bleeping museum piece
my fella would be telling me!! HOW in gods name does she think that sitting room is ok?!? HOW can you mix Ibiza / bohemian with UK cozinessā¦ it donāt make sense- Status