Poor wee Ella. 5th Birthday spent in a ott, fluffy, probably roasting dress out in the woods with a big balloon (not her maw, I mean the "orb") while her Mum takes photos for the gram! Where's all the fun and colour and natural playing that a kid's supposed to have?? And when Scotland's having an unusually hot spell aswell. You know the kind of weatger when most normal parents pump up the paddling pool and get them in their swimwear and they just have a great wee time being a normal kid! Its a bloody sin that Ash has dragged her out in that monstrosity basically to fit in with her insta grid! And as the saying goes, it take a lot of money (or gifted items) to look this cheap!