Anti-Hinch Tattlers Off-Topic Chat / Support & Insomnia Club! #4

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Hello Nusties!

It's been a while! Here's a freshhhhhh fred for the New Year.
After 3 months, here are my thoughts on what Maldon's resident twat has been up to or not ....

I have heard, she is apparently autistic! ....
No new raaaange.... EVER!
McBoring twins identically dresshhed daily
Christmashhh table of dussht, unused!
Tatt hauls
Fiddle cunting about her laaand
Cunty filters
Joggy boobs mannzzz doing fuck all with cap on backwards
Fucking floofheads slobbering in her maaaff
More cock rings added to her growing collection of digit wear
Shit food...

Special hugs and thoughts to all, especially those who have been having a rubbish time of it. I'm reading up bits of the last thread first, I have yet to get on the main one. To be honnnesssht, apart from you lovely lot, I haven't had the energy to even look at what Hinch is up to!

Onwards and upwards nusty hens! xxx

 

[beanpole]

Missing you all trolls x

Closing her thread is a load of bullshit

This isn’t how I predicted the demise of the thread at all, it seems very anti-climactic

I’ve had to browse around on the other threads but it’s never the same, could always be guaranteed a decent few pages of bants whenever I checked into her thread.

Hope you are all ok nusties and have found other threads to hang out in

 

[Pumpkins1506]

8 weeks is a long long time in social media. If, if she comes back, I won't lie that I'll be intrigued on the direction she's going in. Because, no doubt, her management will be bringing her back with a fresh game plan.

Anyway, love to you all

 

[mushroomprincess22]

Hi lovely ladies (and maybe men… I’m not sure!). I haven’t posted on here since my cervical cancer scare earlier this year and you were all so amazing to me. I absolutely love this quiet little corner over here on Tattle - you are the best bunch of people and it’s nice to be able to keep in touch while the normal Hinch thread is closed. Sad news about Weepy Al and hopefully it hasn’t triggered anyone on here that has lost a parent or close loved one . The sun is really shining here in this part of Essex (I’m not in Maldon thank god ha ha!) I hope it’s lovely where you all are and you have a great day . Love and hugs, C. X

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Just wanted to say welcome to any nusties who are new to visiting this quiet little corner of friendship xx

 

[purplethesurple]

Dear N
Yep, I don't think we were ever prepared for this! I'm on HRT but still get brain fog, blubbing and rages! I'm glad you got your lock sorted
I keep calling myself some shitty names too and just want it all over with!
Hugs, A xxxx

7 weeks now nusties. Even if she makes a "grand return" on Dad's Day, that's almost 8 weeks. I really hope she is done, however I understand why some of us want the main thread back and miss the banter etc. Just don't miss her in the slightest or the rest of the family. I would imagine interesting, chaotic times have been had with Weepy's other daughters/shunned family VS SWMNBN & Helmet Head. Awkward! Xx

This!! I don't miss her one bit but definitely miss the page for the people and banter. I think she will come back but don't think anything will of changed will be the same old drivel expect this time and I know it sounds absolutely awful to say

Dear N
Yep, I don't think we were ever prepared for this! I'm on HRT but still get brain fog, blubbing and rages! I'm glad you got your lock sorted
I keep calling myself some shitty names too and just want it all over with!
Hugs, A xxxx

7 weeks now nusties. Even if she makes a "grand return" on Dad's Day, that's almost 8 weeks. I really hope she is done, however I understand why some of us want the main thread back and miss the banter etc. Just don't miss her in the slightest or the rest of the family. I would imagine interesting, chaotic times have been had with Weepy's other daughters/shunned family VS SWMNBN & Helmet Head. Awkward! Xx

Definitely this! I don't miss her one bit but miss the page for the people and the banter. I think she will be back but nothing will of changed will be the same old drivel except this time and I absolutely hate to say it but I know a person in my real life exactly like her she will thrive on the fact she has something to be sad about and will use it for any number of excuses and reasons why she posts or doesn't post she did the same when her child was sick in hospital, but hey ho we shall see

 

[Soapy]

hi nusties, ive seen a few of you floating aroundokn other threads but nice to see a little sheltered spot here for us to refresh with crunky snacks, a second kitchen in the garage, if you like. Hope your memory rooms are all spick and span and ladder desks tidy as always

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

My Dad has Prostate cancer.

Luckily they've caught it early so it hasn't spread but it's been described as aggressive. That's not good is it??
Absolutely sick with worry

 

[Swedish chef]

Stunning photo J @Wize Owl
It's certainly something most of us thought we could never see. I will look out later on.
I hope you have a fab gathering and enjoy Eurovision later on
However, seems shit has kicked off in Malmö today. Netherlands kicked out, Ireland's witch weirdo lady is considering pulling out over Israel issues and there are thousands of protesters everywhere.
I like our song this year too, and the visuals are funny! Croatia or Switzerland will be in with a chance of winning but Croatia gets my feet shhhtomping!
I agree, send all the family narcs to a mosquito, shark infested island! I cba.
Benny Hill, Bernie Ecclestone and Cheapo Creepo (my old nickname for my brother when we were kids) as always the golden child!
I would love to see ABBA make a 50th anniversary appearance tonight as it really is quite possibly a last chance.
Staying in tonight so will be available for commentary and up late, although Mr Mittens & Pigsy woke me up at 5.30am this morning 🥱
Love to you and all nusties (in exile)
A xxxx 🫂

Marvelous, I have found all my favourite nusty trollzzzzzzzz on this fine fred. Parking ma size five fooootzzzzzzzz here for the foreseeable.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

I know this is the Anti-Hinch page but, as the other thread is in deep rest, I thought I’d share some very weak and tepid tea here. A friend of mine is sponsoring the Sellebrity football game at the London Stadium tonight, so I went for a nose. Inch is on the publicity picture (although I don’t know if he’ll be playing under the circumstance) but what interested me is that the garage floor guys and Borough Flooring are both sponsors. I wonder if that’s how JayM got a place on the team?!

It's an all things and everything thread for nusties friendship (originally and organically) produced from the now deep rest thread so we're all fancy free!
That's interesting, maybe there is a connection between Jimbob & the garage floor guyysssh after all?
I hope everyone's ok 🫂
Quite a few nusties have migrated to Mario's friendly thread and it's so funny, I was crying and couldn't breeeve for laughing over a review the other day. The hens are so welcoming too, so I've started filling his empty media section with a few silly, altered videos.
Oh .. not a great day for surprises. I went to the loo, turned the loo roll to tear some off and a fucking big spider was inside the toilet roll. I went skitz!!!! As a result of what can only be described as an impromptu wild dance, I have strained the area around my titanium hip. Cleavaaahh!
Then ... another one appeared above a canvas painting, I sprayed it with 'Nope' killer from AmazON, and that wasn't enough, so took off the picture, whacked the bastard with a Birkenstock and it was nowhere to be seen after that, just a wet wall and buggered picture hook.
I hate the things and it's only May! Urrrghhh!!
Murder Mittens has left 2 mice in the last few days on the 4th stair. Always #4!
Sending love to you all and if you need a laugh come on over to Marion's thread, 'am still learnin' and he needs subtitles but it's very amusing! A xxxx

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Hi all, haven’t been on hinch threads in absolutely ages but I just saw the news today about Weepy Al, I know we all thought he was brill. He put up with some shit didn’t he hey. I loved that time Hinch filmed him making some tat in the workshop and he was explaining something to her and all any of us could work out was the word “saw”. Rest in Peace Weepy Al

Welcome to the chilled friendship fred of all those Anti Hinch nusties
Indeed, that was the table saw in Weepy Al's workshop. He seemed a decent, likable soul who clearly had put up with a huge amount. I dread to think how recent times have been with his previous family mixed in with the rest of them.
I sincerely hope she doesn't return to Instagram. Her page had been rearranged in the highlights to show all the things relating to her Dad and the things he made for them in priority order. Hopefully, she has had time to reassess the important things in life and seen this as 'that time' to log out, as she once said she would eventually do.
Inch busy buying bots, oh lord help us if he thinks he can be the one to "take over"as he has always wanted "fame"!

I hope everyone has had a calm weekend. Where has this year gone as next Saturday is June.
I got out for a bit on Sat and yesterday (Monday) but really struggled with pain and that was after 2.5 hours out and a 14 mile trip each way. So my brain had plans I couldn't do but beats staying at home and I try hard at weekends with Mr M home to get out the house.

My youngest daughter and fiancé went to see a house they were hopeful of buying and it turned out to be nothing like the old pictures they used. It was a 3 bed for the price of a 2, which, around here, isn't cheap, but she's now saying they would rather be in a nicer area in a 2 bed. It's so hard for young first time buyers to buy their first home and they have saved like mad for years. His parents are charging them £600 a month for a double room at their house not including food, and are desperate to leave!
Enough of my waffle ....
Love and hugs to you all, A xxxx

 

[curlywhirlygal]

This!! I don't miss her one bit but definitely miss the page for the people and banter. I think she will come back but don't think anything will of changed will be the same old drivel expect this time and I know it sounds absolutely awful to say

Definitely this! I don't miss her one bit but miss the page for the people and the banter. I think she will be back but nothing will of changed will be the same old drivel except this time and I absolutely hate to say it but I know a person in my real life exactly like her she will thrive on the fact she has something to be sad about and will use it for any number of excuses and reasons why she posts or doesn't post she did the same when her child was sick in hospital, but hey ho we shall see

I miss the banter soooooo much! You guys and that thread made me cackle for days!! Don’t miss her and what she stood for the but shits and gigs were world class

 

[londonLA]

Hello my fellow Nusties hope you’re all holding up well. I was so sad to read about Weepy-Al I never thought the end of Hinch would be this!

Yeah was sad about Weepy-Al, he seemed the only decent apple of the bunch. However I can only imagine what its like at 'not-a-farm' at moment. I bet she's made his passing all about her (as she does everything) or Maybe, just Maybe, its made her grow the fuck up and realise that there is more to life than her pathetic Insta existence, wasting all that time eye fucking herself,snogging the animals, being a liar and mean wife/mum. She's hopefully realised they are not here forever and to actually be present in their lives rather than shoving a phone in their faces or sat in her cupboard trying to flog make up (badly)

 

[Wize Owl]

Hello lovely Nusties Hope you’re all doing ok xx Sending love and hugs to anyone struggling or finding things difficult atm xx xx Hopefully it’s going to be a lovely sunny weekend Wasn’t the aurora beautiful last night I‘m a bit of a nerd when it comes to anything like that and have been excited since I found out it was going to be visible over most of the UK, it definitely didn’t disappoint (I’ll put a pic I took at the end) There’s some fantastic pics from around the UK and some lucky people even saw shooting stars

Dearest A @☆MagicRoundabout☆ YaY!!!! It’s Eurovision day!!! I’m so excited We’re having family and friends over this afternoon/evening for a BBQ and to watch the Eurovision. I agree with you that the song from Croatia is great and in chance of winning, I love the video and it’s very catchy. If I’m honest I’m scared of Ireland’s song/staging What on actual earth We’re placed 12th to perform, luckily behind Spain which are 7th and IMO much more risqué with the backing blokes costumes 🫣 The woman singing it seems completely oblivious to what’s going on around her There‘s one country who’s singer is dressed like a giant feathery pink chicken, but I didn’t see which one I can’t wait for the shenanigans to begin As for your brother visiting your narc dad (Benny Hill) and mum, families can be so odd can’t they! Best to just leave them to it because they’re going to do it anyway and us worrying like I used to about my narc brother doesn’t help us. I still think all narcs should be shipped off in a slow boat to a deserted island, not a paradise island either, one full of mosquitoes and circled by sharks and let them get on with it, arsenal holes Hope you enjoy Eurovision (I’m still holding out for ABBA to make a surprise appearance) Lots of love and hugs xx J xx PS) I also meant to say that I’m still finding “Dizzy” an ear worm but it’s growing on me and I do find it catchy. I still can’t work out the boxing theme and the cod piecessssh though🫣 xxx


Dearest L @Miss Ophelia I hope you’re doing ok and Mr O is beginning to feel better xx J xx

Dear @or JusRollWithIt Hope you’re feeling less sore today. Sending love and hugs xx J xx

Dearest @anniemouse I’m also wearing a NoNob white vessssht today, but with a denim dresssh. I don’t have grey joggerssssh but I’m going to wear flip flopssssh Hope you’re doing ok Schweeet’arrrt xx J xx

Sending love and hugs to all Nusties

 

[Danielle0120]

I was surprised there was no one on these threads that had local information , he died 2 weeks ago would it not have been in death notices yet . Sad times for someone who is in the public eye to have to face the public at a funeral

Well.. I'm shocked our fanny hasn't said anything. She was talking about Al and Fiddle yesterday. She seems to know the ins and out very closely, and a couple of other regulars who live near by the fam . 2 weeks ago, that's a long time for news to spread, It's a small place isn't it ? People would've heard , especially when it involves a gobshite like Sophie and Fiddle.
Strange one over all cos fiddles been online commenting around this past week like normal aswell. Oh I don't know!

I'm sad the threads closed for now, I don't PERSONALLY see the need in a closure, but whatever I guess, we moooveeee

 

[mushroomprincess22]

Hi everyone.
Thank you all sooo much for your messages of support, love and encouragement. I’ve just got back and I’m clear! I couldn’t possibly be happier. It’s so nice to have that weight off my shoulders and not be worrying about missing my little girl grow up. I really really can’t thank everyone enough on this thread for the kindness they’ve shown me and for helping me get through this. I reckon all your positive vibes helped me get the result I was so desperately praying for. Love to you all and sending big hugs . C. Xx

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

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Stunning! If I went out the back I could probably see something, but ay the front, too many lights. My daughter is the other side of town and has sent some lovely pics. Amazing when you think it's only something we should see way up north. I hope there's a chance tomorrow too? Xx
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Right, these were taken just over the border in Buckinghamshire tonight by my daughter xx

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Early morning musings, the final title on the Hunch Fred was extremely prophetic. Never to be scccchhhhheeennnn again. I'm just pleased to see so many nusties on this Fred, chatting, sharing and being the loveliest trollzzzzzz in the history of trollzzzzzzzzzz. Big love to everyone, except for anyone who is an instacunzt influencer. Xxxxxxxxxx

Good morning ma lovely night owl Swedishhhhh Chef! @Swedish chef
Yeah, strange how that ended up and here we are, over 6+ weeks since that thread's sudden demise (in sad circumstances, obviously). Whether temporary or not, that is down to swmnbn and which way she decides to turn with her "career" & future life choices!
Never sccccchhhhheeeen again is something I say often and now the Marionisms are creeping in on a daily basis, so aye!
Love that the lovely nusty trollzzz gang are gathering here. I'm currently being gassed out by my eldest cat, Master Farter, (his actual name is Jamie ). He's now gone off for a much needed dump, I would imagine!

Much love A xxxx
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NUSTIES!!!!!!!! Guuuyysscchhhhh do you know how glad I am to of found this thread?! I’m so bloody pleased!
I didn’t know this existed until today! (Bed bound and bored again) I’ve tried other threads but wow they are dull, I’ve missed the daily running tripping over my fake hair and size 5s for the tea!!
I hope you’re all well! I feel like life hasn’t been the same since the one we don’t speak of thread was closed
I hope you’re all well, you have all made me very happy

Glad you have found us, it's a lovely thread for random chat about everything with lots of kind, friendly support amongst familiar names/friends who aren't particularly keen on a certain wig head! Xxx

 

[HoratioHoohah]

Good morning all you lovely Nusties. Do you know, I’m actually rather enjoying the deep rest and silence from SWMNBN.

I’ve been rather under the weather for the past couple of days I think due to a meds change, but also feeling strangely low. No real reason, but just in a little slump. Anyway, much perkier today, a lovely friend noticed I’d been quiet and appeared with some flowers and good old chat yesterday afternoon.

Off to visit a school later that my youngest has been sort of ‘headhunted’ for, for sixth form (due to her sport). Full sporting bursary and an amazing opportunity for her. She’s really excited and I think after 5 years at an all girls’ school next summer, a change would be good. She had/has designs on Millfield down in Somerset, but this one is in Surrey so she can be a day girl with the odd flexiboard if needed. Selfishly I’d prefer this because I quite like her

Hope everyone is ok, we appear to have blue skies and sunshine back in London Town and that makes everything feel better all round I think.

 

[BeeHappy]

Did any of you manage to catch a glimpse of he Northern Lights? Beautiful pinks, purples and oranges here tonight.

Had some bad news yesterday. Thought I was holding together quite well but then I cried this morning because I missed seeing the Northern Lights!