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Hello Nusties! šŸ’• šŸ”

It's been a while! Here's a freshhhhhh fred for the New Year.
After 3 months, here are my thoughts on what Maldon's resident twit has been up to or not ....

I have heard, she is apparently autistic! ....
No new raaaange.... EVER! šŸ’¤
McBoring twins identically dresshhed daily
Christmashhh table of dussht, unused!
Tatt hauls
Fiddle cunting about her laaand
Cunty filters
Joggy boobs mannzzz doing duck all with cap on backwards
bleeping floofheads slobbering in her maaaff šŸ¤¢
More cock rings added to her growing collection of digit wear
tit food...

Special hugs and thoughts to all, especially those who have been having a rubbish time of it. I'm reading up bits of the last thread first, I have yet to get on the main one. To be honnnesssht, apart from you lovely lot, I haven't had the energy to even look at what Hinch is up to!

Onwards and upwards nusty hens! xxx
 
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Hello Nusties! šŸ’• šŸ”

It's been a while! Here's a freshhhhhh fred for the New Year.
After 3 months, here are my thoughts on what Maldon's resident twit has been up to or not ....

I have heard, she is apparently autistic! ....
No new raaaange.... EVER! šŸ’¤
McBoring twins identically dresshhed daily
Christmashhh table of dussht, unused!
Tatt hauls
Fiddle cunting about her laaand
Cunty filters
Joggy boobs mannzzz doing duck all with cap on backwards
bleeping floofheads slobbering in her maaaff šŸ¤¢
More cock rings added to her growing collection of digit wear
tit food...

Special hugs and thoughts to all, especially those who have been having a rubbish time of it. I'm reading up bits of the last thread first, I have yet to get on the main one. To be honnnesssht, apart from you lovely lot, I haven't had the energy to even look at what Hinch is up to!

Onwards and upwards nusty hens! xxx
So lovely to see you back, missed seeing your name pop up.
Hope everything perks up for you and all you other hens, think we are all in need of a boost.
Group šŸ«‚ ladies, the only way is up apparently, bit of a steep climb for some (if not all) of us. Sending ā¤ Rxx
 
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So lovely to see you back, missed seeing your name pop up.
Hope everything perks up for you and all you other hens, think we are all in need of a boost.
Group šŸ«‚ ladies, the only way is up apparently, bit of a steep climb for some (if not all) of us. Sending ā¤ Rxx
Hey R in šŸ‡¹šŸ‡· land xx
How are you hubby and the dogs doing?
Thank you šŸ«‚
I was put on Butrans patches in Oct and since had them doubled. Things just spiralled one thing after the other and my mental health has had a hard knock.
Xmas was kind of dead and Mr M and I have had Norovirus this week. In general, wiped out.
Anyway, seems I've not missed much with Hinch, who is hanging by a thread!
I guess everyone is so bored of her. She has really been smashing the old credit card I see! Desperate to get to a fake 5 million!

You are right R, seems we all need a big boost! I'm so sorry I've not been around. I think this thread is a good place to be xxx
 
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Happy New Year @MagicRoundabout hope it is a better one all round for evergone.
lovely to see you take it easy we all just missed you pop head over the Paraquet now and again when life allows.
hope the drs managed to get your health on a better level but you must rest and listen to your body and sleep if ne essay as and when the body allows, but make sure you make your beds up before 9am you will be Wonder Woman then (if only) I heard you shout. Love and hugs dear friend nice to see you but look after No1. L
 
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Just thought Iā€™d add the previous off-topic thread for ongoing chats or if you need or would like to reply to previous comments dear nusties as I found it a bit tricky to find šŸ’•
 
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Happy New Year @MagicRoundabout hope it is a better one all round for evergone.
lovely to see you take it easy we all just missed you pop head over the Paraquet now and again when life allows.
hope the drs managed to get your health on a better level but you must rest and listen to your body and sleep if ne essay as and when the body allows, but make sure you make your beds up before 9am you will be Wonder Woman then (if only) I heard you shout. Love and hugs dear friend nice to see you but look after No1. L
Dear L @Miss Ophelia ā¤
I hope you are keeping as well as can be and the kitties & Mr O are all ok. Honestly, my kitties have been my best buddies, the furry babies really are such a comfort aren't they!
Make my bed by 9am šŸ¤£ oh those days are long gone! Clap hands for Hinch though, what a clevaah gerwl she is! That bed gives me the heavies, I don't think it will shake very often, if ever! šŸ¤­
Her life really is pretty dull. I mean 10 pages missed since mid October! In the old days, it would be at good 40 plus!
I saw a pain management consultant, specialising in orthopaedics early October. He put me on Duloxetine 120mg max dose a day and Buprenorphine patches, which were doubled 2 weeks ago. Add to that liquid Morphine, Diazepam and Co-codamol. I feel like everything
Discharged on respiratory as I'm on all they can give me, Azithromycin Oct to March every year and Carbosisteine 3x a day.
It goes on but I think you could relate to the only time pain isn't being a bugger is when I'm unconscious! I've also been on a very low carb diet for over 3 months.
Would love to hear from anyone who has had Duloxetine, particularly at a high dose. It's prescribed for nerve pain, but also for depression and treats urinary incontinence. šŸ’¦
I had gone for a 2 night break last time I was on here then had a severe chest infection. Somehow, it was suddenly Christmas, New Year and here we are in 2024.
At one point, I was suspicious that a member of one of my daughter's in-laws had got on here but I'm probably wrong!
Enough of my crap, as I know so many have lots going on too. I really hope everyone has a break from it all!
I've been watching The Traitors and the black cloaks remind me of how we would be, only plotting to get rid of influencers! šŸ¤­ I didn't see the first series but it's great! Such a sneaky witch fest! Xx
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Just thought Iā€™d add the previous off-topic thread for ongoing chats or if you need or would like to reply to previous comments dear nusties as I found it a bit tricky to find šŸ’•
I forgot! Completely out of practice šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«
 
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Sorry dearest @Miss Ophelia, Iā€™ve only just seen the post you included this pic with šŸ’• Thank you, itā€™s such a cute pic šŸ¦‰ I hope allā€™s well with you xx

Nice to see you dear @ā˜†MagicRoundaboutā˜† Last year went so fast. Reading above it sounds like youā€™ve been through a lot šŸ¤— Also, I love the Traitors, Iā€™ve watched all series including the two Australia series (Which I prefer as theyā€™re more ruthless and donā€™t care less what they say at the round table) Hope little soup is ok šŸ¶šŸ’•xx

Hope all lovely nusties are ok. Iā€™ll be glad when this freezing weather buggersssh off šŸ„¶ Mind you, baby Owlet is a lovely hot water bottle in my tummy šŸ¤°šŸ»blessā€em. Love and hugs šŸ¤— xxx J xxx
 
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Sorry dearest @Miss Ophelia, Iā€™ve only just seen the post you included this pic with šŸ’• Thank you, itā€™s such a cute pic šŸ¦‰ I hope allā€™s well with you xx

Nice to see you dear @ā˜†MagicRoundaboutā˜† Last year went so fast. Reading above it sounds like youā€™ve been through a lot šŸ¤— Also, I love the Traitors, Iā€™ve watched all series including the two Australia series (Which I prefer as theyā€™re more ruthless and donā€™t care less what they say at the round table) Hope little soup is ok šŸ¶šŸ’•xx

Hope all lovely nusties are ok. Iā€™ll be glad when this freezing weather buggersssh off šŸ„¶ Mind you, baby Owlet is a lovely hot water bottle in my tummy šŸ¤°šŸ»blessā€em. Love and hugs šŸ¤— xxx J xxx
Hello Dear J šŸ¦‰ @Wize Owl
I'm glad your pregnancy is going well and I'm predicting a little mannz this time but I did last time, and and i was wrong! I love Marmite ā¤
I hope all the family are ok, time has glown since Autumn.
Soup ... ah, another story really. I've not seen since September when we took my daughter, her OH and Soup dog to pub luncheon. Never shhhheen again since!
Infact, I found out, despite being told my eldest was at home 200 miles away, sick, due to her injections to reduce her pituitary gland tumour (apparently not shrinking as fast as they thought) - I was sent screenshots of her dreshhhed up in various Indian attire, red dot an' all - partying at the in-laws, 5 mins down the road, with Soup. They were down the road, same town for 3 days over the Christmas period and we didn't get to see them for 3 mins ... and lied to.
So, not been too jolly and nothing has been the same for a while, I think it's very sad and feel confused.
Maybe that makes sense as to caving away, I've done a lot of crying. Families hey... xxxx šŸ«‚ Love A
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@Wize Owl - Sorry I forgot, love the sound of Aussie Traitors. Need to see this! We need black hooded clokes. I've got a black winter poncho. I will wear tomorrow, as I'm venturing out to get my 8 month grey roots sorted at my new hairdressers, in a cuntry village. I feel old and grotty xx
 
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Hello Nusties! šŸ’• šŸ”

It's been a while! Here's a freshhhhhh fred for the New Year.
After 3 months, here are my thoughts on what Maldon's resident twit has been up to or not ....

I have heard, she is apparently autistic! ....
No new raaaange.... EVER! šŸ’¤
McBoring twins identically dresshhed daily
Christmashhh table of dussht, unused!
Tatt hauls
Fiddle cunting about her laaand
Cunty filters
Joggy boobs mannzzz doing duck all with cap on backwards
bleeping floofheads slobbering in her maaaff šŸ¤¢
More cock rings added to her growing collection of digit wear
tit food...

Special hugs and thoughts to all, especially those who have been having a rubbish time of it. I'm reading up bits of the last thread first, I have yet to get on the main one. To be honnnesssht, apart from you lovely lot, I haven't had the energy to even look at what Hinch is up to!

Onwards and upwards nusty hens! xxx
Lovely A.
Iā€™m so glad youā€™re back! Iā€™m sorry that things have been tough over the last few months and hope things are on the up. I so enjoy reading your posts and think you are one incredible lady to go through all you do and still keep that wicked sense of humour.
You brighten up these threads.
Lots of love, R xx
 
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Lovely A.
Iā€™m so glad youā€™re back! Iā€™m sorry that things have been tough over the last few months and hope things are on the up. I so enjoy reading your posts and think you are one incredible lady to go through all you do and still keep that wicked sense of humour.
You brighten up these threads.
Lots of love, R xx
Well, thanks to dear @xxDimplesxx for giving me a gentle nudge. I finally pulled my finger out today. I'm glad I did. I really think you are all the best bunch of ladies and I think we lift each other up.
Sometimes, we just don't feel we can talk when it gets too much. In my case, its a coping mechanism, I'm sure many can identify with.
I hope you and your family are ok dear R ā¤ Missed you too and you and J have been doing a grand job. I think your write ups and @Wize Owl 's J's have been so good.
I have noticed things have slowed right down and I'm sure there's probably loads of familiar names missing for a while?
Thank you for being so kind, I was a bit embarrassed after 3 months, but I would never leave xxx šŸ«‚ A xxx
 
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Well, thanks to dear @xxDimplesxx for giving me a gentle nudge. I finally pulled my finger out today. I'm glad I did. I really think you are all the best bunch of ladies and I think we lift each other up.
Sometimes, we just don't feel we can talk when it gets too much. In my case, its a coping mechanism, I'm sure many can identify with.
I hope you and your family are ok dear R ā¤ Missed you too and you and J have been doing a grand job. I think your write ups and @Wize Owl 's J's have been so good.
I have noticed things have slowed right down and I'm sure there's probably loads of familiar names missing for a while?
Thank you for being so kind, I was a bit embarrassed after 3 months, but I would never leave xxx šŸ«‚ A xxx
Weā€™re doing ok, thank you lovely A. My youngest toddler has finished Uni and is back home and my eldest is living not far away. I so love having my girls close by. Mr Happy had an operation and has a minimum of 8 weeks recovery period, so heā€™s definitely not Mr Happy at the moment. Heā€™s not eligible for any benefits or sick pay so weā€™re getting by on just my wage. Weā€™ve had to tighten our belts a lot and weā€™re struggling on, but itā€™s hard. I know there a a lot more people out there is a much worse position than us and I really feel for them. Especially when you see that wasteful twit Hinch showing of her hauls of tat!
Please donā€™t ever feel embarrassed about coming back after a break. I completely understand what you mean about things getting too much, but weā€™re always here for you, no matter how long itā€™s been.
Like you say, the best bunch of ladies on the net!
love and hugs R xx

ETA - just read back my Hinch commentā€¦think Iā€™ll take that over to the main thread as a thread suggestion! šŸ¤£
 
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@BeeHappy hope OH is back on his feet soon, nothing worse than ill health no matter how short it impacts on everything, take care sending gentle hugs šŸ«‚ā¤L
 
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Weā€™re doing ok, thank you lovely A. My youngest toddler has finished Uni and is back home and my eldest is living not far away. I so love having my girls close by. Mr Happy had an operation and has a minimum of 8 weeks recovery period, so heā€™s definitely not Mr Happy at the moment. Heā€™s not eligible for any benefits or sick pay so weā€™re getting by on just my wage. Weā€™ve had to tighten our belts a lot and weā€™re struggling on, but itā€™s hard. I know there a a lot more people out there is a much worse position than us and I really feel for them. Especially when you see that wasteful twit Hinch showing of her hauls of tat!
Please donā€™t ever feel embarrassed about coming back after a break. I completely understand what you mean about things getting too much, but weā€™re always here for you, no matter how long itā€™s been.
Like you say, the best bunch of ladies on the net!
love and hugs R xx

ETA - just read back my Hinch commentā€¦think Iā€™ll take that over to the main thread as a thread suggestion! šŸ¤£
Dearest R @BeeHappy šŸ šŸ’•
Oh my goodness. Wishing Mr Bee a speedy, comfortable recovery, poor guy and you. Not easy, you don't deserve this.
I honestly find our group of nusty hens to be the NICEST, most supportive friends. You certainly find out who your true mates are when things are rubbish. I really hope things turn around for you all soon šŸ«‚

I started typing this in the hair dressers well over 3 hours ago, and just finished it at home, less bits of grey hair! Not had it done in ages and feels much better for it!

Thank you for being so understanding. I would be on here everyday in an ideal world, popping 'in' but find pain exhausting and life, as you say, sometimes just gets a bit much. Someone like Sloatha HinchCliffe is tiresome, draining and agonising to watch at times. We are just waiting for the crash and in the meantime have our friendships here.

I hope everyone has a peaceful weekend and nobody gets this nasty winter vomiting šŸ¤¢ bug. Lots of love, A xxxx šŸ˜˜
 
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Dearest R @BeeHappy šŸ šŸ’•
Oh my goodness. Wishing Mr Bee a speedy, comfortable recovery, poor guy and you. Not easy, you don't deserve this.
I honestly find our group of nusty hens to be the NICEST, most supportive friends. You certainly find out who your true mates are when things are rubbish. I really hope things turn around for you all soon šŸ«‚

I started typing this in the hair dressers well over 3 hours ago, and just finished it at home, less bits of grey hair! Not had it done in ages and feels much better for it!

Thank you for being so understanding. I would be on here everyday in an ideal world, popping 'in' but find pain exhausting and life, as you say, sometimes just gets a bit much. Someone like Sloatha HinchCliffe is tiresome, draining and agonising to watch at times. We are just waiting for the crash and in the meantime have our friendships here.

I hope everyone has a peaceful weekend and nobody gets this nasty winter vomiting šŸ¤¢ bug. Lots of love, A xxxx šŸ˜˜
Thank you, darling A and L @Miss Ophelia. Heā€™s up and about but his mobility is restricted. He also suffers from some depression, so calling his Mr Happy can be quite ironic! I donā€™t think not being able to work is helping and if heā€™d had his op on the summer it might have been better as at least heā€™d be able to sit in the garden and soak up some vitamin d. But, weā€™ll get there. And at least we know it a relatively short term issue.
Thank you for the virtual hugs. It really means a lot.
Sending hugs back and wishes for a good weekend for you all.
R xx
 
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Hello Dear J šŸ¦‰ @Wize Owl
I'm glad your pregnancy is going well and I'm predicting a little mannz this time but I did last time, and and i was wrong! I love Marmite ā¤
I hope all the family are ok, time has glown since Autumn.
Soup ... ah, another story really. I've not seen since September when we took my daughter, her OH and Soup dog to pub luncheon. Never shhhheen again since!
Infact, I found out, despite being told my eldest was at home 200 miles away, sick, due to her injections to reduce her pituitary gland tumour (apparently not shrinking as fast as they thought) - I was sent screenshots of her dreshhhed up in various Indian attire, red dot an' all - partying at the in-laws, 5 mins down the road, with Soup. They were down the road, same town for 3 days over the Christmas period and we didn't get to see them for 3 mins ... and lied to.
So, not been too jolly and nothing has been the same for a while, I think it's very sad and feel confused.
Maybe that makes sense as to caving away, I've done a lot of crying. Families hey... xxxx šŸ«‚ Love A
Dearest A @ā˜†MagicRoundaboutā˜† šŸ’•
Thank you Schweeetarrrrt, iā€™ve felt really well this pregnancy, hardly any morning sickness and even though thereā€™s not that long left until B-day Iā€™m still feeling quite energetic, mind you I need to be as my littlest is on the verge of walking šŸ˜³ I canā€™t believe sheā€™s nearly one, blessā€™er šŸ’• My mum and sisters all think iā€™m having another little manzzz, Iā€˜ll be happy either way, but it would be lovely for Master Owl to have a brother šŸ’™ Iā€™m still craving Marmite, it was so nice on the German Market saussssagesssh šŸ˜‚

All of my family are well thank you šŸ’• Yes the time has absolutely flown by! Christmas just came and went so fast! I hope you had a lovely time having your hair done today in the cuntry village salon šŸ’‡šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

Iā€˜m so very sorry to hear about whatā€™s been happening with your eldest. I still absolutely believe that her mother-in-law is an arsenal hole and is behind all of this. Itā€™s awful you were lied to and didnā€™t get to see them at Christmas. No wonder you feel confused, I can completely understand the tears and send you squidgy hugs šŸ¤—
Sending you love as does Mr Owl and the Owlets xxx J xxx šŸ¦‰ šŸŒ­ (There needs to be a Marmite emoji šŸ¤£)

PS: I forget to mention the Traitors tooā€¦. Iā€™m loving this series of the U.K. version more than last season but the Aussie version is MUCH better. We definitely need cloaks with Nusties embroidered on the back šŸ˜‚ xxx
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Dearest @BeeHappy šŸšŸ’•

I hope Mr BeeHappy recovery is as smooth as it can be without too much ouchiness. Itā€™s lovely that your youngest toddler is back home and your eldest lives nearby. I hope when my owlets are older they all live nearbyā€¦.. although I wonā€™t be attached to them 24/7 like Fiddle is to madam šŸ˜³ I hope to be like my mum is with me and my three sisters, close by but not OTT šŸ’• Sending love and hugs xxx J xxx
 
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Dearest A @ā˜†MagicRoundaboutā˜† šŸ’•
Thank you Schweeetarrrrt, iā€™ve felt really well this pregnancy, hardly any morning sickness and even though thereā€™s not that long left until B-day Iā€™m still feeling quite energetic, mind you I need to be as my littlest is on the verge of walking šŸ˜³ I canā€™t believe sheā€™s nearly one, blessā€™er šŸ’• My mum and sisters all think iā€™m having another little manzzz, Iā€˜ll be happy either way, but it would be lovely for Master Owl to have a brother šŸ’™ Iā€™m still craving Marmite, it was so nice on the German Market saussssagesssh šŸ˜‚

All of my family are well thank you šŸ’• Yes the time has absolutely flown by! Christmas just came and went so fast! I hope you had a lovely time having your hair done today in the cuntry village salon šŸ’‡šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

Iā€˜m so very sorry to hear about whatā€™s been happening with your eldest. I still absolutely believe that her mother-in-law is an arsenal hole and is behind all of this. Itā€™s awful you were lied to and didnā€™t get to see them at Christmas. No wonder you feel confused, I can completely understand the tears and send you squidgy hugs šŸ¤—
Sending you love as does Mr Owl and the Owlets xxx J xxx šŸ¦‰ šŸŒ­ (There needs to be a Marmite emoji šŸ¤£)

PS: I forget to mention the Traitors tooā€¦. Iā€™m loving this series of the U.K. version more than last season but the Aussie version is MUCH better. We definitely need cloaks with Nusties embroidered on the back šŸ˜‚ xxx
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Dearest @BeeHappy šŸšŸ’•

I hope Mr BeeHappy recovery is as smooth as it can be without too much ouchiness. Itā€™s lovely that your youngest toddler is back home and your eldest lives nearby. I hope when my owlets are older they all live nearbyā€¦.. although I wonā€™t be attached to them 24/7 like Fiddle is to madam šŸ˜³ I hope to be like my mum is with me and my three sisters, close by but not OTT šŸ’• Sending love and hugs xxx J xxx
Thank you, lovely J. Iā€™m blessed to have two beautiful girls who love their mummaz, but an appropriate amount! Part of the joy of your children growing up is seeing them find their wings. I would never want to hold them back and make them reliant on me, like I think Freda has done with Hinch. Itā€™s not natural. Like you, I have a great relationship with my mum. We live in the same village but donā€™t see each other every day. Partly because my mum lives on a real, not tend, farm and is really busy. No sitting on her arsenal hole all day, like madam!
Glad all is going well with the pregnancy. Could it be another Valentine owlet or is that a bit soon? Please make sure you let us know when he/she arrives and please let everyone know you have two under two at every given opportunity, a la Hinch! šŸ˜
lots of love R xx

ps - please can I jump on the Traitor train?! I just love it!! Iā€™m obshesssshed!! šŸ¤£
 
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Evening Lovelies šŸ¤—
I hope everyone is doing ok and those in the UK stay safe from this growly storm.
I will type more later as I've schheeen @Wize Owl J and @BeeHappy R's messages. šŸ šŸ¦‰
Today has been šŸ˜– šŸ”Ø so, we've had a quiet roassshhht šŸ” and I've got Antiques Roadshow on after Cuntryfile, coz I'm turning into a festering old bastard! The news is horrid and simplicity numbs the mind, yet, I used to poke fun at those programmes and even blue badges! Oops... here I am! Nusty A!
Yesshhhh @Wize Owl - Traitors style cloaks for us all with Nusty Hens in glittery writing on the back!
@Miss Ophelia dear L - I find it really hard to get into any series but definitely recommend The Traitors and once this has finished I have found the Aussie version on iplayer to watch.

I didn't make my bed today. It was fresshhhhly changed yesterday and overspent most of today needing it along with the pushhhies and some mending, as unlike Hinch, we are not wasteful, single use twats! Love A xxxxx

ETA Lovely to see you here @Swedish chef xxx
 
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