Andrew Wheatcroft: Self entitled and self proclaimed beauty guru

[DeeSeni Noooo]

Miraculous recovery just in time to go on a Garnier AD Pr trip for a couple of days. Dog is shipped off to the sitters AGAIN.

 

[Rowling]

I think out of all the “influencers” him and Grunt are the most unbearable and completely tone deaf. I still can’t get my head around Garnier having Grunt as a “ambassador” or whatever when he constantly looks hungover.

 

[Poptart]

According to his story someone has messaged him saying that guy he posted about is her friends dad and he will love it…

 

[Rowling]

Oh now on this Garnier PR trip , he’ll be all Gwyneth Paltrow now only drinking juice and eating almonds. Cut to weekend and he’ll be sloshed again

 

[Rowling]

How are these two skincare influencers that brands think are a good avert for them?. They both constantly look hungover and god knows what else.

 

[Babybail93]

How are these two skincare influencers that brands think are a good avert for them?. They both constantly look hungover and god knows what else.

Grunt wouldn’t look out of place in “Trainspotting” and the other one looks like a puffy rat

 

[twilightgarden]

The dog is the best looking out of the 3 of them and nae debates.

 

[Babybail93]

The dog is the best looking out of the 3 of them and nae debates.

Even the dog is rank. Looks like it’d steal your soul

 

[queenamber]

All look rough as a badger's arse, including the poor dog.

 

[twilightgarden]

Even the dog is rank. Looks like it’d steal your soul

Is it as bad as wee baby gurul Dolly wae the manky tear stains?

 

[Babybail93]

Is it as bad as wee baby gurul Dolly wae the manky tear stains?

My hatred of white dogs with stained eyes and arsholes is ledgendary

 

[Poptart]

I don’t understand why he thinks his latest illness is due to burn out. Hes just been on holiday for 2 weeks!

 

[Libertine1975]

I don’t understand why he thinks his latest illness is due to burn out. Hes just been on holiday for 2 weeks!

Burnout doing what?

 

[Rowling]

The Andrew Wheatcroft edit

calm down ,Beyoncé

 

[twilightgarden]

If his skin is meant to be an advert for those products then no thanks! He looks like a scrotum

 

[Rowling]

I wouldn’t trust any of his reviews as he’ll shlep anything for £££ or to get the PR box and everything is “amazing , best ever” and “you have to try it.”

 

[queenamber]

I’ve never known someone be ill so much. And he seems so blasé about the heart issues. I’d be scared shitless! I know he’s undetectable but could his HIV be affecting his immune system still?

 

[Shineyshine]

I wouldn’t trust any of his reviews as he’ll shlep anything for £££ or to get the PR box and everything is “amazing , best ever” and “you have to try it.”

The stuff in this box will all be end of line or nearing its use by date. Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole.

 

[Rowling]

He is such a attention seeking narcissist

 

[Chunkymunky]

He is such a attention seeking narcissist

as a nurse practitioner there’s no test for “burn out or virus” …… obviously he’s been on too many holidays recently! Wierd to share shitting yourself so publicly aswell… I just find him and grant so strange in general. They have so many “slow morning” how grant can look so ghoulish and Andrew claim to be exhausted is beyond me!