just listened to ana and byrons podcast for the first time bc i was bored… i decided to take some notes from their most recent episode and this is what i got
• ana gets ill for a week after drinking
•ana now takes vitamin C because of byrons recommendation as he swears by them
•byron went paint-balling and wore two pairs of pants. unfortunately he didn’t go with ana or freya but he wished they were there because they would have provided him with great entertainment.
•ana really wants to go paint-balling
okay i zoned out here but i think she was talking about her birthday night out so this is what i picked up…
•They went to a bar called ‘Alcotraz’
•ana felt sO fUckEd because the cocktails were strong
![Flexed biceps :muscle: 💪](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4aa.png)
•they saw people they knew and crashed their ‘business drinks’ but it’s fine because ana said she was “also there on business kind of”
•ana doesn’t remember most of the night
•they went to loads of places and it was allegedly a long night
•Some of the boys in Alcotraz were ‘nice-looking’ anas words not mine
•After saying that, she went to say “Apart from one” but stopped herself mid sentence and said “no- he’s lovely looking but there’s one of them i just did not fancy”
![Face with raised eyebrow :face_with_raised_eyebrow: 🤨](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f928.png)
•Then byron allegedly starts saying ‘silly comments’
*giggle giggle*
•Ana was sat right by this guy who said to ana “do u want your drink” or something like that and byron said “i think she wants more than her drink” *insert winky face emoji*
•ana and byron then get distracted by byrons alexa and byron tells us that his alexa keeps doing bizarre things. hm, very interesting.
*byron yapping on about his hangover* we do not care
•When byron is on a night out he either gets forced into paying for something he doesn’t need to pay for or gets told he’s doing something he shouldn’t be doing
•Byron got told that he pissed all over the floor and is being kicked out
•byron sits down when having a wee
•as he walked out, the guy who works there pushed him back into the cubicle and starts screaming at him for allegedly pissing on the floor
•Byron says he didn’t contribute to the mess of the toilet
•This guy grabbed the neck of byrons t shirt and got all the security guards
(so dramatic i cannot)
•Byron didn’t go back to those toilets after that
•ana was talking to a guy who bragged about being a model and then she got the ick and turned to haz and was like “get him out”
•so haz said something like “she’s not interest in u” and model dude was like “i wanna hear it from her”
•oh that’s a bit boring actually he just said to ana “so u don’t want me here anymore”
and she responded “no i’m really sorry”
damn thought there was gonna be beef
anyway
•the boys gave ana shots that apparently are supposed to make you… (brace yourself) ‘horny’
•but byron says those shots don’t work on women
•idk where this all fits in on the timeline but ana says that
freya was skeptical about watching 50 shades of grey so ana persuaded her to watch the first one and freya said it was incredible
so freya, josh and ana all watched the second one together and freya was enjoying it but trying to pretend that she wasn’t and ana found that hilarious. oh and they ate wagamama’s
and they were so hungover! who would have guessed
•anas going on about her 6 day hangover now
•she said for the next few episodes of her podcast she will be perfect in her health because no alcohol is going into her system…
yeah but ana what about all the mcdonald’s going into ur system? that’s not good for ur health either silly
okay there’s 7 more minutes but i’ve waisted enough of my life away listening to that
tit show so this is all i got
![Grinning squinting face :laughing: 😆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f606.png)